Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)

[Doku]

Did you know, brian peppers used to be model, that was before he recieved
 a roundhouse kick from chuck norris.

<please dont hurt me (flinches)>

[flames]

A group of spectators watched Chuck Norris leap up and roundhouse kick the top of the Empire State Building. When asked about how he could jump so high, he replied: "I wasn't jumping, the ground was running away from me."

[PhantomStone]

chuck norris can eat only one potato chip

[DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE.]

chuck norris can eat only one potato chip

^ In a year.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Tom (MySpace) everyday instead of sueing him.
Pretty solid deal.

I gotta look up some actual Chuck Norris jokes. 

[Blackout]

There is no 'escape' key on keyboards Cuck Norris uses, he never runs away.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

{[Chick Norris?]}

[Arilys DuskFlare]

When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

"dont roundhouse kick me in the muzzle!!" *gets on his knees and begs* >GET UP!< *gets up hopping he doesnt get roundhouse kicked, and lets out an unnoticeable smile* >DONT SMILE IN CHUCK NORRIS'S PRESENCE!< "OH N" *gets roundhouse kicked and goes to the hospital*

[Renaud Magicpaw]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris