My hill!!!

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

 :boom: *blows the top off the hill, just like st. helens* I AM THE HILL GAWD!!!!!!

[Kid Jojo™]

~16 yr. old girl voice~ "..like Oh...My...GAAWD....He just,like,Totally blew the Roof off of that Mountain...That's,like,so TOTALLY HAWT..."

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

(in gay lithp voith) heh, why thank you, *strikes a male model pose*

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Guess what? New challenger approaches! Pirate God wishes to challenge you! *Smitty converts to Piratism*

[Kid Jojo™]

~jumps up and down on toes~ "OOOOO!....so orgasmic!!" ()

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

And as written in the book of Arrr, let there be rum! and the was rum! and it was plentiful! All hail the pirate god!  *converts his bunker on the hill into a temple to the pirate god*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*stomps his foot, sending the bunker to the root of the muntain, just above the magma camber*

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*converts the bunker/temple into a geothermal power plant to power the even bigger temple, this time with spikes on the roof*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*waves paws* =3  *and blows the temple away*

[Kid Jojo™]

~the girl runs up behind him and cheers him~ "...ooooo..."

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*spikes fly off the but the ocean winds blow it right into your feet* *pirate god pours rum on the wounds*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

what wounds?, you sadi at my feet, not in my feet.

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

( lol...into as in into?)

*pirate god chops off your right pinky toe and sews a hotdog back on to it*  It is his hill!  *dresses into pirate holy crusader armor*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Runnin down the family, pocket full o' shellz. *pulls out shotgun* I hill god says leave.

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*Wred's mother calls to him*  WRED! STOP PLAYING GOD AND COME EAT YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS!

*Smitty runs around swinging his cutlass around as he is in his armor*