My hill!!!

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Fine, but this part is my hill! *draws a crude drawing and resumes eating his sub sammich*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

I'm KINGFORADAY!!!! *puts on a crown and sits at the top of the hill*

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Not on my part of the hill!  * sets up a bunker and walls *

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

but ish muh birf-day for anuva three hours stiw... *sniff* Wahahahahahaaaaaaa....

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*a constant noise of latches and locks and a few explosions can be heard* *Smitty's hand pops out of a mail slot and gives him a plate of cookies and a card*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Thank you.  *reads the card and smiles, than shares the cookies with his closest friends, smitty included*

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*grabs a cookie and heads back through the sets of traps* *an huge explosion is heard and felt* Ow..my hill still.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*happily noms on a cookie* for a pirate, he really likes ww2 style bunkers....

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Actually I am huge History fanatic and I would do anything to go back in time to witness it. Anything history I love.

*is building a tunnel system to spy on everyone*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*eats another cookie, turns around and sees smitty peeking at him from below a rocky out cropping that wasn't there before, slowly turns back to his cookie* ooohh-kaaay then.....

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

blows them both up then sits on the hill "mwine!"

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*bunker holds but the rocky outcropping falls down on him*

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

hums on her hill

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

*chisels a monument to himself and places it in his part of the hill*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*goes all chuck norris on Smitty* Thahs paht o' deh hill beloawngs tah Wred nah yah blightah!