Shinzuu: "We've injected you with T-Virus and in this room are 500 bottles of juice. 1 has the anti-virus, the other 499 have a deadly corrosive acid. At 5:00 we will release the horde, and *all* the doors in the complex will open. We will close the doors now, and lock it so anything infected won't be allowed through unless it's already open. Good luck."
*At 5 looks around the office fiddling with a pen, and notices a bottle of juice on his desk*
"Wait a second..."
