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[Arrant]

"Complete... global... saturation..."

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

"Ah, those were the golden days with Wesker..."

[Arrant]

Me: *starts laughing*
Shinzuu: Arrant...stop it!

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

*Does the hypnotist stare*

To Jill: "You are feeling attracted to me... Attracted."

[Self-sain]

Yes yes very interesting

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

*Eavesdropping from nextdoor through the wall*

"Man, these guys must have a Resident Evil fetish..." -_-'''

[Arrant]

"Yes, it seems the Tyrant...er...'accidentally'...escaped and...uhmm...sadly...killed everyone in the compound."

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

*Zombies walking past behind him in the window and people screaming in the background.*

"So Jill, i heard you broke up with Wesker..."

[Arrant]

*Jill about to be crushed and Barry is at the door*
Shinzuu: Stop it! Don't open that door!

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

"I like to call that one, my 'Sexy Fang'"

[Gabag]

"Enough of the sex puns!"

[Wulf064]

Collects awesome helmets

[Arrant]

"Maybe if I squint real hard..."

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

"sometimes, when i get nervous. I tend to stick my hands under my pits and sniff 'em..."

[Arrant]

Shinzuu: "We've injected you with T-Virus and in this room are 500 bottles of juice. 1 has the anti-virus, the other 499 have a deadly corrosive acid. At 5:00 we will release the horde, and *all* the doors in the complex will open. We will close the doors now, and lock it so anything infected won't be allowed through unless it's already open. Good luck."
*At 5 looks around the office fiddling with a pen, and notices a bottle of juice on his desk*
"Wait a second..."