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Offline Pyrus

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #975 on: May 14, 2018, 06:06:12 PM »
Quote from: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 06:04:33 PM
Granted (me)

I wish I had a suit of armor

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #976 on: May 14, 2018, 06:13:43 PM »
(AWWWWWWW <3 )


Yes but it's far too small




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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #977 on: May 14, 2018, 06:19:39 PM »
Granted, however it's made of plastic and has no batteries.

I wish I had a mate.

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #978 on: May 14, 2018, 06:34:51 PM »
OK! This Furbie seems like the perfect companion! It might be hacked, mind.

Gimme awesome things.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #979 on: May 15, 2018, 03:56:42 PM »
Granted. Here is a basic piece of stone, it is billions of years old, made of star dust birthed in a nuclear explosion, but you can't appreciate its majesty, for it is just a piece of rock....

I wish I had a broken sword.

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #980 on: May 15, 2018, 05:33:59 PM »
Granted here have a blade with no handle


I wish I had a pet pig
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #981 on: May 15, 2018, 05:35:44 PM »
Granted *hands plate of bacon* his name was Chris p. Bacon.

I wish I could have a book

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #982 on: May 15, 2018, 05:38:06 PM »
Here's your dictionary !!!


Can I have some syrup for my bacon
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #983 on: May 15, 2018, 05:40:00 PM »
Sure can. Here is some caught syrup

I need a silver spoon

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #984 on: May 15, 2018, 07:20:02 PM »
Granted, The spoon is so big that it could crush you


I wish for cactus juice.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #985 on: May 15, 2018, 09:38:39 PM »
Granted but you have to squeeze it yourself with no juicer.


Speaking of juice, I want a monster.

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #986 on: May 16, 2018, 06:25:58 AM »
Granted. It's a juice monster, and you get all sticky and gross when it tries to lick you.


I wish for a pet hellhound.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #987 on: May 18, 2018, 02:42:25 PM »
Granted, though it wasnt very nice to you


I wish to be able to run faster to escape any chasers
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #988 on: May 19, 2018, 11:25:19 AM »
OK! Your top speed multiplied by 10,000, but your acceleration divided by that.

Gimme superior jumping skills.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #989 on: May 19, 2018, 05:38:39 PM »
Granted! You can superior jumping skills, but not superior bone density. When you try to stick the landing you realize you may need to go to the ER.


I wish for a good book.
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