Broken Genie

[Firox]

Granted! your opponents get the better hands




I wish to sleep more than my cats

[?]

Granted, slept forever

I wish to hang out in a watering hole with some local hippos  or elephants

[Firox]

Granted! something spooked them got trampled in stampede




I wish to visit the sun

[?]

Granted, burned up


I wish to try circus tricks with a lion

[Firox]

Granted! lazy lion slept on top of the ?, so you couldn't move or do tricks


I wish to paint spots like a cheetah on my fur

[?]

Granted, started to go way too fast

I wish to find a giant squid to battle 

[Firox]

Granted! Squid was defeated by a whale first


I wish to fibdvtge same squid to eat

[ShadowStar]

First of all it has been sooooooo long since i last posted, it's good to be back.

Granted, I didn't understand the sentence so you get question marks.

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[Firox]

(annoying phone, at times, should say "I wish to find the same quid to eat")


Granted!! but the furs living in Oceania didn't understand you




I wish to make my own Ponzu sauce
(which is a lemon flavored soy sauce)

[?]

Granted, spilled before could be tried

I wish to find the world’s biggest bird and have seeds to hold out for it

[Firox]

Granted! created tornado like winds when it flew away happy


I wish for a big rack of barbecue ribs

[ShadowStar]

Granted, the BBQ sauce had acid in it.

I wish to wish for a wishing wisher.

[Firox]

Granted! left you with only one wish




I wish for a yellow M&M's pillow plush

[ShadowStar]

Granted, it fights back.

i wish to comprehend the great dao

[Firox]

Granted! Great Dao was too great even you couldn't handle it
(not sure what that is)




I wish for the world to be raining meatballs