Broken Genie

[Firox]

granted, you will not get mentioned or rewarded




I wish to be able to speak Finnish fluently

[?]

Granted, took many years.

I wish to battle a Glaceon 

[Firox]

granted! but you have battle 80 of them at once




I wish to bake the perfect cake

[?]

Granted but didn't get to try it, everyone else ate it.


I wish to ride around on a triceratops

[Firox]

Granted! but its only a plastic model with moving parts inside 


I wish to make a paper airplane

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It landed in the shredder at its maiden flight.

Gimme the max.

[Firox]

Granted, it only 'max'es at midnight for ten minutes


I wish to visit an abandon haunted house

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! You were never heard from again.

Gimme curiosity.

[Firox]

Granted! but all your pets have passed away   
- not just the kitties




I wish to make my own cheese

[Azure Frostfire]

Granted, but it takes you 6 hours to make a small block of cheese

I wish for the ability to be 10 times stronger

[Firox]

Granted, but everything around you becomes 50 times stronger   


I wish to be more physically active

[?]

granted, could never stop being active

I wish to swim around with a enormous goldfish so I can try to do tricks with it

[Firox]

granted! but also a hungry hammerhead shark lives in the same waters 




I wish for the biggest meatball sandwich ever

[?]

Granted but it went bad before you could finish

I wish to go to an underwater city and meet the fish living there

[Firox]

granted, but super hungry kitties also in the same city as you, fish for lunch   


I wish to travel to the International Space Station