Broken Genie

[?]

Granted, teleported to the top of mount Everest and couldnt breath 

Looks like I have to try alone  I wish for shield to help me

[Michen_S]

Granted. Oh, by the way, it's too heavy for you to carry.

I wish my allergies disappeared...

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! You are now terminally ill.

Gimme a bed.

[?]

Granted, was made out of rock.

I wish to explore an alien planet

[Polemo]

Granted! You are now on a planet full of xenomorphs.
I wish to transform into an animal

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, you are now a photo of a german shepherd.

I wish for a bottle of mustard.

[?]

Granted got a huuge bottle of mustard that created a flood.

I wish to slide into a sandbox. 

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It was quicksand.

Gimme LEGO Mindstorms EV3.

[?]

Granted, it started to take over the planet.

I wish to shrink and explore a bird nest. 

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! The bird saw you as food.

Gimme the world with everything on it.

[?]

Granted it all came together in front of them including all the toxins and radioactive materials in a small ball.

I wish to reenact the pelican scene from Nemo to get a free ride.   

[Drakion]

(Mine-ing intensifies ) Granted but the pelican ends up eating you.


I wish i could cook

[?]

granted, you were able to cookie but you were never able to cook without burning the food even if it was cold food being prep 


I wish for a cup of infinite water

[Michen_S]

Granted, but water coming out of the cup is anti-gravity as long as it's above the cup, meaning the water will flow upwards. Nothing else is affected, and the effect disappears when it's no longer above the cup. Best preserved upside-down.

I wish for a warp pipe in my room.

[?]

granted, lead to a glitched world

I wish to find a Palossand