Broken Genie

[?]

granted, got  a cookie textured A


I wish for the superpower to summon monster

[Drakion]

granted. you summon yourself ( its only a joke)

i wish i was orange

[?]

granted, all the limes got angry at you for that

I wish to explore the ocean in a mini submarine

[Drakion]

Granted. but the sub exploded before you could get underwater


i wish i was popular

[?]

granted was popular but wasn't the positive kind of popular

I wish to go to Antarctica

[Michen_S]

Granted, but without a bad twist because it's you! I'll even put you in the water under the ice! Can't make it much better than that, honestly.

I wish to ride on a bull!

[?]

Granted, was being carried by the horns 

I wish for sand

[Drakion]

Granted. but YOU ARE THE SAND

i wish i had an iced tea

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Here you go, one frozen tea.

Gimme some cutlery.

[Drakion]

Granted! The knives chase after you trying to make a snack.

i wish i was at the beach

[?]

Granted, ran into a huge crab

I wish to summon something random

[Michen_S]

Granted, here's an osmium-192 atom. (That's a real thing, go look it up!)

I wish the genie no longer corrupted wishes like this.

[?]

granted, the genie erased you as you would no  longer have to experience after that


I wish to visit a water type gym

[ShadowWalker]

Granted, You feint instantly.


I wish to experience love!

[?]

granted, it was the scary kind of love.

i wish to explore the mountains