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Author Topic: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?  (Read 16773 times)

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Offline Polaris

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #90 on: August 27, 2017, 11:05:59 AM »
Several right hand finger bones broken, after he touched Chuck Norris's beard!
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #91 on: August 27, 2017, 11:06:31 AM »
He tried to eat a tank shell.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #92 on: August 27, 2017, 12:50:45 PM »
Fired the tank. (Imma say a Matilda II)
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #93 on: August 27, 2017, 01:05:39 PM »
He shooted a kv-2 shell to a nearby enemy tank, but, it bounced and hitted the house.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #94 on: August 27, 2017, 01:06:41 PM »
Tried to swallow a whole water melon
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #95 on: September 11, 2017, 12:46:22 PM »
Tried Parkour... Didn't work.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #96 on: September 11, 2017, 01:49:06 PM »
Found him/herself in boondocks terrotory (the anime, not the movie.)
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #97 on: September 11, 2017, 04:54:08 PM »
Went skating without protection of any sort and they fell rolling down a big hill  @.@
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Everything comes from nothing
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #98 on: October 03, 2017, 06:50:08 PM »
chocked on a cookie
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #99 on: October 03, 2017, 06:53:27 PM »
Accidentally ate too many chicken beaks  @.@
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
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If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #100 on: October 03, 2017, 06:55:42 PM »
fainted from battling
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #101 on: October 03, 2017, 07:00:13 PM »
Slipped on a banana
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Everything comes from nothing
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So don't stop
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #102 on: October 03, 2017, 08:51:05 PM »
Did not look both ways before crossing the street
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #103 on: October 03, 2017, 09:05:56 PM »
Lost their tail and it grew back wrong  :o
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #104 on: October 04, 2017, 04:06:11 AM »
had depresion since bowtei was gone
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