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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Khaise Grey on August 09, 2017, 12:23:47 AM
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How did the furry above you end up in hospital? Nothing too graphic please, go nuts!
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"Put 'em waaaay up inside there, as far as they can fit."
Tried to smuggle stuff through spess customs.
KABOOM.
Crazy electric stuff from the sky- whats its called.
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Left their box and got stepped on by a giant.
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Did 5 skateboards
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Ate a little too much Chocolate
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Chipped a fang while trying to eat hard brownie, ouch
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drank an evolution stone smoothie trying to become a combo of all eeveelutions.
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Slipped on a ice cube
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took the 2 week no moving challenge.
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Hit his head on a ceiling fan.
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Decided headbutting a tree was a good idea. Got stuck.
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He and frank from the office did that one thing at that one place next to the tree
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Had a train derail they were operating @.@
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Ate a whole box of expired and moldy strawberries as a dare... x_x
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Decided to sneak onto a game of thrones set. It turns out that the dragons are real.
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Tv fell on their paw @.@
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Ended up eating hotcakes hot... Like seriously hot... :S
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Accidentally made a freeze ray only found out after their hand was ice @.@
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He tried to go downhill on a steep road with a shopping cart.
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Got bit on the ear really hard :o
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Tried to headbutt a tree. o.O
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Tried playing DragonForce's Through the Fire and Flames track by himself without supervision. Ended up setting himself on fire for not being able to keep up with such tempo! :S
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He tried to throw a firework with his mouth.
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Drunk 9 gallons of water very fast @.@
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Shot his eye by accident with a modded nerf.
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Tightening his tie too tightly around his neck...
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Tried to make a sprint and forgot to heat up himself before.
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Accidentally alerted a horde of angry geese to attack you!
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He tried to defeat the almighty Gilgamesh.
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Was beaten to the ground by a group of four invading red phantoms!
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Tried to fight Gwyn without parrying him any time.
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Tried to get better at parrying by not wearing armor.
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Tried to beat Manus with his bare fists.
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Tried to eat a bike, tried very hard and it wasnt pretty :o
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Tried to fly using two cardboard "wings".
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Tried to leap over a train while on a pogostick, landed hard on top of the train @.@
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He ate white little stones thinking that those where rice.
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Attempt double sided knife jiggling :o ouch!
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Tried to face a skeleton and he got spooked.
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Kicked a tv and hurt foot because of it
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He jumped of a cliff and tried to immitate Spiderman... Using silly string.
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Had a scooter accident @.@
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Had a breath holding competition with a fish
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He was stomped by Mario.
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He ended up being Falcon Punch'd by Captain Falcon, when he accidentally entered into the middle of a Super Smash Bros Brawl match between Captain Falcon, Lucario, Ganondorf and Kirby!
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He was invaded by a full Giant Dad, and then, he got "gud".
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Found something the CIA didn't want him to find
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He was cleaning his rifle... With the gun pointing at his face...
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Tried his luck on Google to try locate Chuck Norris.
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He tried to swallow an entire ice cube.
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Played cop tag with Somali police
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Though that would be a great idea to use a Howitzer gun... With him as ammunition.
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Didn't address Russel Crowe as "Sir"
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Tried to kick open a metal door with a full force kick and hurt leg
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Some pranksters wraped him in bubble wrap and rolled him out of a steep surface.
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Wanted to show the world how to eat a whole log in one day but got splinters @.@
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Ate too many sugary sweets, became hyperactive and got hurt by crashing against the wall when trying to imitate Sonic the Hedgehog!
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He got himself bitted by a spider, and he turned into Spooderman.
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Consumed too much australium and turned into snyphurr! :|
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He "accidentally" encountered with Christian Brutal Sniper.
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He just happened to be in a wrong place and the wrong time when SAXTON HAAAAAAAALE came crashing through a steel wall and punched him unconcious, all because he thought it was that annoying Scout who stole his hat! :S
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Tried to make a survival show like bear grylls and got hit by a falling branch.
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He tried to do an obstacle course in a gym, and he hit his feet pinky with the dumbbells machine, just before the finish line.
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He listened to Justin Bieber's Baby song. :S
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He tried to swallow an entire Pear.
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Got punched by a ghost knight @.@
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Ate expired strawberry yogurt!
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Was in shounen. Wasn't main character.
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Tried to dance until death.
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Had a accident with a soda that was been shaken up
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Tried to do the Bart Simpson's experiment with one hundred speakers.
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Attempted their famous bike jump over the shark tank and through the flaming mine field and actually made it through but ended up in the emergency because they slipped on a ice cube after getting off the bike. . . .
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Cosplayed as Neo from the matrix and tried to actually dodge a real bullet.
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Ate unprepared Hákarl in an icelandic party... x_x
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Tried to kiss a Crab.
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Survived the war then died peacefully...
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Read Justin Bieber's official biography.
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He tried to fly through gm_bigcity with a self-propelled bathtub.
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Spent hours working on something in Gmod to watch the results then this happened, had to go to ER from punching computer.
(https://i.gyazo.com/153c704360d50a477d3aef8f3359b101.png)
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He laughed like Tidus when that happened.
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Had a accident with a tricycle x_x
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A cat scratched all his face.
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Curled to dye their fur but something made it all fall off D:
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Got their tail stuck in a closed door! :'(
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Step on the thumb tack and rolled into a mouse trap pile D:
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He drinked water of some random swamp.
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Tried to tap dance on a street light
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Tripped and fell into a trash can, while being distracted by a streetlight tap dancer
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Flew into a tree @.@
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He eated chicken that wasn't cooked enough. :S
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Several right hand finger bones broken, after he touched Chuck Norris's beard!
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He tried to eat a tank shell.
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Fired the tank. (Imma say a Matilda II)
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He shooted a kv-2 shell to a nearby enemy tank, but, it bounced and hitted the house.
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Tried to swallow a whole water melon
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Tried Parkour... Didn't work.
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Found him/herself in boondocks terrotory (the anime, not the movie.)
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Went skating without protection of any sort and they fell rolling down a big hill @.@
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chocked on a cookie
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Accidentally ate too many chicken beaks @.@
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fainted from battling
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Slipped on a banana
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Did not look both ways before crossing the street
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Lost their tail and it grew back wrong :o
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had depresion since bowtei was gone
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Slipped and ran into a wall @.@
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got a baby, at least i think your a girl so
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Went down the world steepest slide backwards, wasn't the prettiest sight when they got to the bottom @.@
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swinging swinging harder swinging to hard boink went upside down and fell from swing
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Played hot bombtat, they host and was in hospital for months @.@
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took the game hot patato to literal now theres a boiling hot patatoe in you eye
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Was teamed up on by chickens and mice
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(still not TLoZ)
didnt see the cliff
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Got hit by a golf cart
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...the same place ? got hit by a golfball
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Right when they got out of hospital they got hit by ambulance and had to go right back @.@
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(that would be plain mean)
you might wanna chil on those patatoes and molasses (just saw over the garden wall)
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The owner of the garden came out with a poatao gun and bonked them on the head :o
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(did you ever see over the garden wall XD )
tried to watch over the garden wall but electrified herself, how DOES a TV work?
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Got whacked by a bone from a spooky living skeleton XD @.@
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(so did you see it or not)
got crushed by pumpkin in a national pumpkin festival
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( I think I only seen a few clips if I’m thinking of the right thing ^-^ )
Accidentally ate rotten food and got really sick.
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(just watch the whole show its only 10 eps of 10 min)
visiting a friend
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Accidentally had burned paw while cooking an egg
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shes in the emergency room everyday, cuz shes a docktor
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Was there because tried to eat metal chicken X3
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iron tail didnt go back
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Accidentally tried to bite iron XP
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Had a major wardrobe malfunction
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They tried to make their own huge slide which fell apart when they used it @.@
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mouth ws clugged up with berries
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Slipped on a ice cube
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shot in the lever
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Swallow a bone and hurt their throat @.@
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you said youll be in my heart to someone who took the term too serious
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Forgot the meaning of safety in a football game
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They tried to leap across a flaming bus on a bike but just smack into it @.@
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tried to do some electric maintenance
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They accidentally ran into a glass wall @.@
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look on the bight side after youll be eaten by that panther your son is going to grow up with Gorillas
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( Are they telling me that in the emergency room? XD strange hospital haha )
They tried to ice skate using a pair of skates with rockets in them @.@
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(oops wrong thread)
while leaping of fun you hit a pole
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( hehe oh, that makes more sense. yea probably wouldn't be alive for emergency room, if that happened XP [/size] )
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They had a accident when trying to do twenty backflips on a scooter @.@ only got like three before having a crash.
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what does that say ( hehe oh, that makes more sense. yea probably wouldn't be alive for emergency room, if that happened) ok got it
thout it was a good idea to swim in a ocean full with jelly fish
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( yea, text some times messes up to mini like that on it's own. oh well, you already figure the message anyways ^-^ )
They tried to leap over cars while they were moving
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your ears hurt caus of my diney singing
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They over sung somehow and had to go the emergency to fix throat @.@
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the poles on the northpole looked like candy canes as you tried to lick it your tounge got stuck
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They accidentally bit down wrong on a bone @.@
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failed a magic trick
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Got hit by a stick @.@
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tried to steal a bite of my steak....
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They had a lot of chocolate @.@
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(yep, that would do it...)
Squashed by a falling wolf!
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( not sure if would even make it to emergency room after that XD )
They tried to leap around outside but someone made a glass house outside and they cleaned that glass a little too well to the point where it looked like it wasn't even there and they didn't move any objects in yet so Naake end up slamming right into it making it shatter.
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hit by a baseball
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They got the bat thrown at them :o
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tripped while running
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They tried to build a rocket car x_x
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entered the bat mobile
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Accidentally got hit by batarang
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hit by superman
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Tried to fight a bigger fox @.@
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^^ same thing
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They got hit by a fish
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^^ same
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Lightstone has proven he in fact can shove the most crayons up his nose
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^^ same
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They tried to mimic a daredevil without any safety gear
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Was a mime at the running of the bulls.
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Someone tried to take off their arm :o
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Another guy ripped the arm off the guy that was trying to rip my arm off.
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Got hit by a tricycle
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a kid didnt see you and stpped on you
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they got hit by bowl balling as they were napping on a lane and didn't know it
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Was the bowling ball
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Their foot got ran over :o
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tried to react beauty and the beast
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They got hit by shrek
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attacked by wolves
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They tried to eat a jar of honey without removing the jar part
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got their smile stuck in posistion
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Accidentally bit a rock
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hit a wall
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They slipped on soap
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thats a banana peel
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Got a rock thrown a them @.@
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got a lot of scratches
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Choked on fur x_x
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Tried the ice bucket chalange. It was too cold but you did raise a lot of money
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They tried to go skiing on the rockiest of mountain sides
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(Is it weird that people achually do that?)
Watched[insert scary video here]and got paralyzed in fear.
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( nah, I can imagine that : P)
They tried to do back flips on their segway
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Tried to jump into the pool from the roof of your house
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They accidentally had an accident with their pet t-rex
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Thought it was a good idea to FALL asleep
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Tried to run through a clear wall but it was make a very strong glass
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Chocked in mane
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Tried to run through a glass wall.
You didn't get the hint from last time, did ya?
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Tried to make his name become the truth, and ate ten swords
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Did you not know that
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Wanted to surf in a hurricane
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tried flying a rc plane
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They accidentally made a cat tree fall on them
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Made me angry when you broke my laptop
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They tripped on their own tail
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exedently ate a small metal ball
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Some thing or some fur ran into their nose @.@
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was a little fat
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sawlowed a top hat
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ran into a spiky bush
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tried getting me out of spiky bush
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Tried to eat raw cactus
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they read a scary book and get a heart atack
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Got a paper cut @.@
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you were the docter doing the operation XP
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They tried on a pair of ice skates . . . . . they were shoes with ice on the bottom and they slipped
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drank too much energie drinks
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they accidentally bit a rock @.@
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Fell off a pirate ship
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They got bit by a shark @.@
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ate a ligt bulb
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Ate a voice mouse thinking it was real one
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their hands got riped of by clapping to hard
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Tried to kick a beehive
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Tried to walk on broken glass
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Tried to catch something with tongue and it got caught between a door @.@
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tried drifting near water (we all know how it ended)
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They go got punched by a robot they were trying to build
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thought it was better under the see, as told by a crab
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They got attacked by a very angry and has cat @.@
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you were in a pokemon fight when your HP was 3 and your trainer went to the pokecenter
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Someone gave them snake on a stick . . . Snake was still alive
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Jumped into a volcano that was luckly inactive
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Someone watched your tail grow back to they tried to take hand
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you were that someone
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They ran into a much much bigger angry fox
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choked on something
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Tried to catch some prey but got let to trap
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was to small for something
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Ate the wrong fruit, it wasn't very good for health
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poisonned berries
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acccidently cut off their finger while cooking
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surrounded by mean dogs
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Fell off a chair
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They tried consume a airbag whole @.@
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tried to re-act your fav game
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A mini monster tried to take out their teeth @.@
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cut your hand
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Tried to eat the wrong chicken, it was a ninja chicken
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old age... again
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I think that’s for die thread X3
They tried to dance on hot coals @.@
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yep :$
did a "dont try at home" thing
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stone tertris blocks started falling out of the sky
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hit by an anvil
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Got a bone stuck in their thorat and had to rushed to hopital @.@
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ate a choclate cookie
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i eats it all the time :3
They tried to eat a whole tree
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tried to fight me
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Managed to get a few hits XP
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i played D&D with you IRL and rolled a 20, crit hit
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Next you rolled a natural 1.
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thats a crit fail :'(
healer didnt heal you
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So did I live? X3
They tried to eat cheese that was all hairy :o
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20 is crit. hit, almost dead
stereo-typed the dutch
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They messed up their jaw and couldn’t open, had to get it fixed at hospital @.@
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HAD A COLD
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Their soup was too hot
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tong got stuck to candy can on northpole
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They got bit on the tongue by a snake @.@
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you are allergic to bees
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They tried to eating a lot of beaks
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ate the pits in the berries
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They tried to skate on ice backwards
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got a bite outof the ear
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They got super glue on their fur
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lost an eye
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Ran into a cactus
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They had an in encounter with a hornet nest
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(Yeah I hate bees, and wasps)
Tried to jump seven cars.
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tried to go in the middle of a ring of fire
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Tried to eat a slugma
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tried to eat a pikachu
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They tried to mess with a large spider
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The ribbon was choking them
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They used harsh chemicals to change colour
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the mane was to big, you sufficated in it
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there wasnt any bambo
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i thought it was how did the furr above you die XD
had a bamboo stuck in throught
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scratched by a fox al over the face
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you were a docter
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its because you work there
hit by a car
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They got hit by a shopping cart
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Hit by a race car
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Drank from a super dirty pond they found
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a bull got angry at you
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They were trying to ride that bull but got thrown
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Tried to battle a 'mon that was much higher level
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(....IT LOOKED LIKE FUN OK? X3)
Bamboo shortage
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They got hit by that car @.@
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They were given bamboo with bad chemicals all over it
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ate too many berries and cookies
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got a paper airplane in their eye
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Someone stole their ear
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turned into pixels
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They bit down on something really hard on accident @.@
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ate megnetic balls
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They got stabbed by sharp bamboo @.@
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Said that superman sucked
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They built their very own aircraft with paper grade glue
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tried solving a rubiks cube but failed then threw the rubiks cube acros the room but it bounced back and hit their head
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Got attacked by random birds
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They ended up with a bullet in foot as one of the birds fired back X3
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They tried to do battle with a blind fold
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They got hit by a lawn dart @.@
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They woke up and the bamboo stick ninja struck them
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gave too much quotes
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was doing to many things at once
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turned from grey to blue
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Tried to jump to a tree from another tree, but fell
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They tried to kick over a metal pole that was planted firmly in the ground
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they got there tong stuck in ice
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They got hit by a frozen ice snowball @.@
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put a fork in an outlet
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They slipped on buttered floor
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taken out by the reaction from a total strangers mistake... (collateral damage)
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fell of a train
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They ate a lot of chocolate @.@
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ILLUMANATI, i was just posting about choclates in the birthday present thread and went to this thread where the newest post was about choclates
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haha yea, I noticed to XP
They got hit by tricycle going down a hill
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fell of skateboard
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Hunted in the wrong forest
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just fell
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Would had an eevee fall on their head @.@
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the manes where to thick and long
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got the location wrong and walked into bronycon by mistake
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They tried to play volleyball with a spiky ball
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got the location wrong and walked into bronycon by mistake
how does that make me to the emergency room
tried to play mario kart IRL
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They got hit by a turtle shell flying around
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hit by a blue shell @.@
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They got head jumped on by someone with a red hat
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Instant transmision, except there were side effects.
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Got were cooking some chicken and it suddenly came to life . . . wasn't a good day for Emtile @.@
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couldnt breath in manes
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They couldn't stop while sliding down ice hill and hit a wall
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ate too much pumpik pie
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Got attacked by ten chickens
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this aint TLoZ
had some major wounds
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They got hit by a chain chomp luckily it was small one
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hit by a bullet bill
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They tried to capture of goomba but didn't have cappy just a normal hat
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oh man now i know you can capture ennemies still havent played it you know!
i became agry after you gave spoilers
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I mean it's in the trailer with the frog XP
They punched their screen and had to go to hospital for that
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i dont watch trailers
some guy went eevee hunting
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well, I didn't spoil anything major at all ^_^ that's literally like starting stuff and not a new enemy at all in the mario series so you should be good.
also I think that would be a kill XD
They tried to eat an airplane and didn't get that far at all 0:)
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you did a docters exam and aced it
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Got bit by a horse @.@
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you snuk in
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They tried to eat all the random mushrooms in the woods and got sick
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had a lesson for being docter, and so you watched an oparation
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Stepped on a nail @.@
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was eriously sick
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A samurai bunny went after them
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didnt eat the pie
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They accidentally got burned by stove
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wanted ears to be smaller
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Got burned by a fryer @.@
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heart attack
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They slipped on ice cubes that were left on the stairs
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for anm emergency
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They went because they twisted their paw @.@
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got between me and the big, fresh steak...
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They got hit by a giant jumping fish @.@
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Attended a huge concert, got caught in the moss pit, but too small for any moshers to see... got tramples.
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They tried to skate around on ice down hill but the ice stopped after a while and let way to rocky ground. ouch!
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Messed with a bee hive
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They tried dive into the jelly fish tank to catch some with a net . . . landed right on top a bunch, the tank wasn't that big to begin with
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Ran right into a cactus
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They attempted to eat one raw but things went wrong
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Tried to be reenact a James bond stunt but it didn't end well.
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Someone threw a rock from a tree and they happen to standing under it @.@
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Tried to push a snorlax out of the way, pulled a muscle.
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They had an accident with a flail
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Bonked on the head by a malfunctioning pokeball.
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They got hit by an arrow that was shot into the air and forgotten about, their shoulder had a bad day @.@
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I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the shoulder.
A toddler wandered up and yanked their tail.
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After all of that they got knocked out by slipping on ice cube @.@
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ate to much cookies
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Thehy fell into a poison ivy bush for a good few minutes @.@
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tried to fly
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Accidentally ate food that was way too old
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tried to be like qasimodo and climb down the notredam
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Tried to climb around trees and fell
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you were a docter
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They rolled down stairs
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shock wire
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Tried to eat a computer
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didnt listen to tummy
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They broke a paw trying to leap down from a high tree @.@
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hit by a heavy pearl
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They ate food they found near a sewage plant, eww
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had a serious illness
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Had a bone stuck in theoat @.@
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broke your spine >.>
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They tried to pounce but hit their nose into a brick wall
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You had a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
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They challenged someone to battle but was out cold after a bit without memory @.@
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got in a shock of a realy scary game
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They tripped over a cat tree @.@
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Fell from a tree
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I landed right on their head
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this christmas you decided to littarlky give someone your heart
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They skated down a extremely steep hill and wiped out
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i punched you ever you said "a extremly"
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They tried to eat a box of chocolate that was really coal and wood
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ate a box of choclates, its poiseness for animals
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They accident dropped a brick on foot @.@
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tried to go down a chimny
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Their tail fell off
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Hugged by Santa a little too hard
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They got tongue stuck to a pole
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didnt give cookies and milk
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They accidentally glued a hat to their head
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litarly gave someone your heart
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( so is that a died thing? : P )
They tried to play kickball with a cinder block
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Baseball with a large rock
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You ate some chocolate. D:
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They got into a battle with a keep fryer :o luckily they escaped but had a crispy wing
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Ate a a LEGO piece
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Got attacked by one hundred mice
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ate too much pie
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They got hit by a massive pie @.@
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broke your left paw
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Got bit on the ear @.@
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broke your right paw
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They messed up their jaw
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broke your spine
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They fell into a thorn bush
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slept .
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( not sure how that is an emergency room thing :? )
They got sick from old food
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hit by a falling tree
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Was in the falling tree
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Had a fail while sword juggling
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got hit by the other sword
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Got poisoned food they found in a dity lake @.@
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Ate a trumpet
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They got an ear bit off @.@
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i swear i didn't even touch you
okay maybe just a nibble
or a bite
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They missed their bite and hit nose extra hard on a wall
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got a cat falling on them, the cat was Garfield BTW
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They got hit in the face by really hot lasagna
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fell in a vulcano
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( that's probably death : P )
they slipped got hit by a pipe
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got your finger stuck in a small hole
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Fell off a ladder putting up Christmas lights.
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Got hit by lightning
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They got bit in the side
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Ate bad cake, got really sick
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They got hit by a go kart @.@
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Played real life Mario kart, got hit by a red shell
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They tried to break a brick block with head @.@
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Failed hard doing a back flip
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Someone attempted to cook their tail
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wanted to try to lay an egg
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They wanted to try going to moon in home made rocket, lucky they didnt go too high before falling
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i warned ya
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They got hit by iron tail, I wasn't trying to aim for ya : P
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fell of a slide
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Fell off tall monkey bars
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hit by a Christmas tree
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They got hit by a light bulb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcOQU0MfGkQ .
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They didn't do the kings dance
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any of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcbHkNLKcP4
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Didn't give catbug sugar peas
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fell from a big hight
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Was hit by the broadside of a barn.
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Turns out those heat vison googles were not exactly healthy
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for a emergency
^
this was it
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Just showed up in an emergency room
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They tried to wrestle bear
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you were a doctor
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Fell into a well
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https://fablesofaesop.com/the-fox-and-the-goat.html just so you know
didn't eat enough pie
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They got hit a bowling ball
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decided to eat a goat baby, the mommy wasnt too happy about that
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got attacked by a fox for correcting him XP
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They got hit by a fast bike
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Something hapened wich caused this other thing to happen
But the other thing set this thing on fire wich caused a bunch of
Those things to set on fire to wich made that thing fall from realy realy
High and land on the big thing over there wich rolled down from
Those things which broke the thing over there wich they stept on
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Migraine. Simple
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Tried to fly via huge sling shot
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got hit by a giant pie
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They rolled down the wrong hill
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you burned you're finger on a hot pie
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They got hit by a baseball, they were not paying attention
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the security took you down after you didn't pay attention and just walked away with it. Attention isn't free you know?!
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Someone accidentally drop their bowl of soup off building and it landed on them : P
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fell down a tree
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They ran right into the thorn bush @.@
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Took an arrow to the knee
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They took a knee to the knee :o
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took an knee to the arrow
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Ate too many sweet rolls
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They got hit by a flying hook
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a christmas ornament fell on you
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Too much coffee.
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Not enough coffee :o
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They got tail ran over by a mini train
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(Must'of been bricket)
Tried to eat a watermelon
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Got hit by a magic pumpkin
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Ate too much pie.
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pencils + nose, guess you can guess it T_T
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Tied his neck tie too tight.
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flew to high
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Aneurysm due to stress.
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They got bit mid flight @.@
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bit a flying bird who randomly started attacking you
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They had a box fall on head with lots of stuff in it
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you were in the box
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They got hit by a fish
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you were chasing the fish
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At a restaurant, your friend asked for some H2O, so you said, "I'll have some H2O too."
Chemistry joke
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i became mad at that chemistry joke
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They got poked too much @.@
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had a broken leg
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They got hit by a bike @.@
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ran over by a buss
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They looked into a laser
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you stared into a lazer
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Slipped down stairs
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Fell down the stairs, twice.
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Got caught in the barbedwire on the top of the fence when breaking out from prison.
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Was walking past a prison when Emtile fell on her.
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Meanwhile, you where bench pressing an impressive amount of weight in the yard, saw Emtile land on me, and you laughed so hard your barbell fell on you.
Oh goodness, this is not a safe prison.
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They ran into a huge window :(
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ran into ginormous window
laughed at the bird, the bird didn't like that
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They tried to eat cactus raw
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tried to eat raw chicken
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They got hit by a spoon out of a cannon
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the evolution went wrong
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someone put ice in their snow ball @.@
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Lack of pie in their diet.
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The squirrels shot them down :(
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(lol, you can never trust those pesky squirrels)
Stuck a fork in a light socket :(
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fell from a tree
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They wiped out on a scooter
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fell of of bicycle
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A bike hit them @.@
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walked on the highway
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got bit on the side @.@
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Walked into the wrong neighborhood.(should'a kept on walking)
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Lost a finger, thanks fireworks
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They got hit by a drum
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Eer damage thanks to fireworks
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Tried on tail and broke leg
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Fell off a Rose Parade float.
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the car you were fixing suddenly broke more and your leg got stuck
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Breaking someone's car while they where fixing it, sudden and unexpected movement of the car made you fall and hurt yourself.
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a random fox hunted on you :3
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Got swarmed by lots of bees @.@
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attacked by chicken
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They stepped on a rake
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they ate a battary
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They got electrocuted by poking a power socket with a fork @.@
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went to the south pole
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one of their ears fell off @.@
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the thinking bubble disapeared
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They accidentally bit a fake metal rabbit which really messed teeth up @.@
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Distracted walker. Not thinking about where they are walking. Fell down on open sewer.
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Oh no, they tried flying through a forest of clear trees :o
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ate too much pie
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they drove a unsafe go kart
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fell into a thorn bush
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They got hit by a fast baseball
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almost drowned in a swimmingpool
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Got a bad bellyache
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you climbed mount Everest
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They tried to swing from vines and they hit tree
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Got knocked down out of their tree house when Lightstone hit it.
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They had accident while sharpening sword @.@
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the sword John was sharpening hit you
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They crashed on a scooter
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got chased by a dinosaur while on a scooter
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Accidentally drew attention of said dinosaur. Got bit.
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you were a doctor
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The ghost attacked!
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had an emergency
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Heat stroke
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They got too cold
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froze .
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3rd degree burns
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Some one tried to eat their tail @.@
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Tried to walk on hot coals
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They got hit by a log
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you got hit by a tan and a sin
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they got a hit by a cheese wheel
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you got majorly bullied at school
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The batteries in their hands died @.@ XD
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there where no cookies left
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They got hit by a robot
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Got their paw stuck in a vending machine
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Accidentally ate some glue
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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IPhone blew up in their pocket
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They went crazy from listening to annoying sound for a whole month @.@
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Kept poking at ebola patients with their bruised hand.
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Sun glasses were stuck to their face
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Attached themselves to a fly paper and jumped into a beehive.
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Flew into a window @.@
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Tried to use metronome and ended up using "Self-Destruct", it wasn't pretty.
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Partied a little too hard that day
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They spun like a top
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Tried to play firefighter, connected the fire hose, and gripped the hose with teeth, then the pressure filled the hose and he flew so far into the air.
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Messed with superman
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Their arms got stuck in the crossed position
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Started at the sun for a long time while dreaming about pie, eventually the sun turned into a pie and then that pie became the "Emergency Ambulance" logo.
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Got bo'fa thier legs broken when running into a gang
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They got tail stuck in a machine @.@
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Got thier ear stuck in a soda machine
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They didnt quite pull off that triple backflip @.@ Landed right on nose, ouch.
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Tried to yell inside of a collapsing cave.
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Fell off an airplane
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Tried to go flying without a parachute.
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“ watch out for that tree! “
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Thought that lighting fire to the grass plains was going to be fun.
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They got swarmed by pigeons
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Suddenly. Heart attack
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Ran away from a cluster of snakes in a rock quarry, making it all the way to the top of the rocks and then getting attacked by a surprise snake just before the end.
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Decided to mess with Spyro
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Tried to make an ice sculpture with liquid nitrogen.
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They forgot to let go of the bowling ball while throwing it @.@
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Super glued themselves to the ceiling.
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They didnt see that tree
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Was walking along the open plains and found the deepest cave on the planet on accident, underneath the grass.
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Got caught in a soup flood
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Ate too many apples, got sick on apples.
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They didnt get enough apples :(
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Tried to fight a lawnmower over the last grasshopper.
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Someone had a very clean window, causing them to try to fly through it
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Got their finger stuck on a keyboard key and whipped it around until knocking themselves out with the keyboard.
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They got attacked by bunnies @.@
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The rabid bunnies that he had created in his lab, bit him and turned him into a rabbit.
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They went snowboarding on rocks
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Tried gliding down the staircase with grind shoes.
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Accident with puffer fish
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Walked into the emergency room and nothing was wrong with them.
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They got hit by hot cheese thrower
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Tail stuck in pencil sharpener. How'd ya manage that?
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They accidentally ate fake fruit @.@
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you fell from a tree
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One of the branches and I fell onto them @.@
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I fell out of the sky and landed on the eevee. x.x
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They broke a wing from falling that far @.@
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The ? tried to fight a feral cat over the last oreo.
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They had a run in with a angry flock of birds
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Ended up trying to make sandwiches with cinder blocks and apples, it was a "crunchy" experience.
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Fell from the roof of a treehouse.
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Tried to fight a scorpion while riding atop a mutant scorpion, it was a sting operation.
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(Ouch... Half expected some military thing though XD )
Hugged an angry Dragon. That must've burned.
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(Feels the burn)
Tried to wrestle with a fire hydrant, it was red and immobile, that's what was learned.
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They bit into a fake stone fruit @.@ ouch
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Ate a Hot Pocket that was too hot and burned their mouth.
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Tried to dance on top of a fire truck, found out there was a tunnel coming up ahead.
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Got stuck in the freezer.
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Got run over by a rainbow and looked like one forever as an avatar.
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Bleached himself.
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Tried to work on a powerbox without cutting the power first x.x
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They tried to fly through a heavy storm
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Ended up making pies out of gunpowder putty, but then there was a static shock.
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They flew into a glass building, luckily landed inside but wasnt in best condition @.@
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Tried to do the limbo with an oncoming train, it was immediately a painful idea.
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they messed with a chicken and soon was chased by every last one in area
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Tried to fight a turkey with a turkey leg.
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Was chased by a dragon hunter and barley escaped @.@
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Tried to drink a dragon potion and now has 3 heads.
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They got their tongue stuck to a cold pole @.@
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Tried to fight badgers with a police badge.
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They got hit by a blaster bolt, left a whole in the wing @.@ ouch
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Well, looks like I can get a new piercing!
The eevee tried to fly with a glider costume, found out it wasn't put together yet.
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They were flying a long and met a really really angry pigeon @.@
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Tried to do parkour with meteors falling from the sky.
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A window fell onto them
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Ouchie.
Looked through a telescope directly at the Sun.
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MY EYES! Oh Wait, my eyes are cybernetic, that's right.
Tried a Houdini.
(What do you call a magic owl?)
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Something tried to steal their tail @.@
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Participated in a sawing in a table in half magic trick, but realized it wasn't...
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They had an encounter with really clean glass wall. Ran right into it while flying
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Tried to eat display strawberries, they were not as real as expected.
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Fork in toaster
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Tried to surf down a really fast river
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Tried to bounce around on their tail, it didn't work out so well.
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Flew into the world’s biggest fly zapper @.@