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Author Topic: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?  (Read 16733 times)

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Offline Eliniac

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2017, 11:21:17 AM »
He was invaded by a full Giant Dad, and then, he got "gud".
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2017, 02:38:50 PM »
Found something the CIA didn't want him to find

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2017, 02:44:10 PM »
He was cleaning his rifle... With the gun pointing at his face...
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2017, 02:45:05 PM »
Tried his luck on Google to try locate Chuck Norris.

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2017, 02:47:33 PM »
He tried to swallow an entire ice cube.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2017, 02:54:29 PM »
Played cop tag with Somali police

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2017, 02:55:59 PM »
Though that would be a great idea to use a Howitzer gun... With him as ammunition.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2017, 02:57:47 PM »
Didn't address Russel Crowe as "Sir"

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2017, 03:03:11 PM »
Tried to kick open a metal door with a full force kick and hurt leg
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2017, 03:04:42 PM »
Some pranksters wraped him in bubble wrap and rolled him out of a steep surface.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2017, 04:48:41 PM »
Wanted to show the world how to eat a whole log in one day but got splinters  @.@
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2017, 05:09:16 PM »
Ate too many sugary sweets, became hyperactive and got hurt by crashing against the wall when trying to imitate Sonic the Hedgehog!

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2017, 05:13:07 PM »
He got himself bitted by a spider, and he turned into Spooderman.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2017, 05:18:33 PM »
Consumed too much australium and turned into snyphurr!  :|

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2017, 05:21:47 PM »
He "accidentally" encountered with Christian Brutal Sniper.
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