Hey there! I'm from the local police, and I'm here to arrest you for... Hold on. *grabs documents* Oh. Never mind, I was supposed to look out for someone who stole a cookie from a bird in a different thread. I'm making a lot of mistakes lately... I need more sleep.
Er... Sorry for that. Welcome to TFF and enjoy your stay. If there's any problem or if you just have a question, don't worry! We're happy to help you out if we can. Now excuse me, I have a cookie thief to catch.