Beat Up Jesse!

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*hugs y'all*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

now that chest burster should be comig any minute now... back off a litle maxi...*smiles evily as Jesses chest bursts outward and a little alien pops out and does a dance like in space balls* Huh... thought that would happen a little different.

*goes all alien resurection, what with cloning jesse and then suegically removing the chest burster, sewing him up he then paddles him, jupstarting his heart*

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

accidentlay lets in a face sucker thingy

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*is face hugged and then impregnated with a chest burster, when it falls of...* maxi, i am about to diee. have me reincarnated and kill that chest burster with fire.... *chest exlodes with a little pale and nasty alien baby thats all teeth and screechy*

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*wonders just what happened*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Have you never seen any of the alien movies, jesse? I mean, how could you be american and not know alien? I know people that lived more or less in a cave with out internet or television all there lives because their parents were so overprotective and even they knew alien.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

Oh I know the movie.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

Xenomorph is what they're called in the books, and bugs are what the marines call 'em in the second movie. a face hugger s the crab thing with the tail and tentacle that jump out of the egg and the chest burster is the little creamy/pasty thing that jumps out of your chest after you get face hugged, they also grow up into the big ol' nasty bugs. *has a xenomorph queen eat Jesse then calls in the predators*

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*is all slimey*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*slips away as the predator ship lands*

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*now has a staph infection AGAIN so everyone should run away*

['Project Zeta']

*nukes Wred while greeting the predators, who are good friends of Lucas. Better not to ask.*

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*four Wred Clones come out of the predator space ship wearing predator armor and weapons* (don't ask)

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

makes them go after jesse

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*go all invisible and start stalking their prey*