How would you battle the fur above?

[?]

Would use mah teeth 

[Firox]

Ya is cyoots and smallz so ya win in that battlez

Will try to lick the smaller nose

[?]

Would try to push back 

[Firox]

Aww
Will try to battle by telling Vappy with teary eyes
"Vee won't let me play"

[?]

Would say that you already won a lot with using ribbons 

[Firox]

Oh I know
Will hold Vee up and tell Vappy nicely that we would like a warm relaxing shower

[?]

Would say that Firox is lying    and ya wants one

[Firox]

I would

*Shows muddy paws to Vappy*
It could use one too

[?]

Would try to wiggle way out

[Firox]

That's tew much moving
Stay still

Will tell Leafy that you ruined all tomato plants

[?]

Would say ya is lying 

[Firox]

Ya has evidence in paws
unless Vappy helps rinse off

will ruin apples next

[?]

Would ask Vappy to catch ya 

[Firox]

Eeepz
It can't

Catch you instead,
Rub apple sauce on ya fur
 take with ! say you ruined apple tree, as you has smell and mud too

[?]

Would hide from the ribbons so they can't say I did it