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Offline Cheza

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2016, 07:22:42 PM »
Shoon, you have been found guilty of knowing too much, and is now sentenced to singing happy songs with the children at your local kindergarten for the next three weeks.
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Offline Rocco Rex

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2016, 08:49:10 PM »
Cheza, you have been found guilty of stealing all of the cheese in WalMart. Your sentence is 12 days running around in public in a mouse costume with a hunk of Limburger cheese on your head yelling "I'm a stinking cheese thief!"
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Offline Razuel

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2016, 09:09:49 PM »
Rocco, you have been charged with giving absurd sentences. Your sentence is to make your future sentence completely consisted of puns.
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Offline Rocco Rex

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2016, 06:44:36 AM »
Razuel. You have been found guilty of high crimes,which remain classified. Your sentence is reading every single leaked Hillary email. Better get working on it
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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2016, 08:11:51 PM »
You've been found guilty of letting the thread go silent, hereby a jailtime of 2 years will be the minimum punishment
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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2016, 08:32:28 PM »
You have been found guilty of failing your quest to become king of irony. Your punishment is being run over by a train
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Offline Bricket

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2016, 08:38:20 PM »
Dear Rocco, you've been found guilty of backing Jill Stein, your punishment will be eating 10 bags of crayons aka marine food
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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2016, 11:12:26 PM »
Bricket, you have been found guilty of replacing the coffee in the communal pot with decaf. Your punisment will be to brush your teeth with bacon flavoured toothpaste before every meal for a week.
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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2016, 11:19:23 PM »
oh  o.O

Nutmeg, you've been found guilty of making drawings everywhere, even on the windows and walls, so you will hereby be forced to make drawings with your left hand whilst watching bee movie
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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2016, 09:11:45 PM »
Bricket. You have been found guilty of tracking mud into the house. You are sentenced to clean every house in your town
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Offline Malina

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2016, 09:39:15 PM »
Rocco you have been found guilty of money laundering from your illegal squeaker sales. Your sentence is to listen to all the squeakers at anthrocon for the entire weekend
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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2016, 11:29:46 PM »
Lumix. You have been found guilty of being British. You are sentenced to watching Mary Poppins for 72 hours straight
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Offline Malina

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2016, 11:41:35 PM »
(Jokes on you my passport's blue ;) )


Rocco you've been found guilty of falsely editing Wikipedia pages with false information, your sentence is to listen to bricket talk about trains for 100 hours
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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2016, 03:02:12 AM »
oh  :o


Lumix you've been found guilty on using my name without paying royalties.
Your sentence will be to use Arriva untill the end of times
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Offline Rocco Rex

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Re: Furry Court
« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2016, 08:13:59 PM »
Bricket, you have been found guilty of not getting enough sleep. you are sentenced to being wrapped in 1000 blankets
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