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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Rocco Rex on November 01, 2016, 07:24:09 PM
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So the user above you was arrested for a crime. You are the judge. You decide if they are innocent or guilty (and what crime or crimes they committed ;) ) and what their sentence is.
I'll start using... Firox as an example
Firox. You have been found guilty of serial tuna murder as well as arson, burning down dog houses, and sneezing too loudly in my court room! You are sentenced to 100 yips and 28 days no tuna or Pokemon
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*boops Rocco*
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Air Wolf, You have been found guilty of spamming a topic. Your sentence will be a firm telling off and you will have to go through all the rules of the forum.
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MrRazot, You have been found guilty of not sheathing your weapon in populated areas. Your sentence is basket weaving for 5 years. *Slams Gavel* DISMISSED!
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Razuel has been found guilty of cuddling furs too tight with little chance of escaping. You are sentenced to no cuddling for 15 days
(I needs to think of something more creative, i will with time)
yay! I gets to be used as the first example, easiest for Rocco to use XP
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(I will break this sentence and blame it on MrRazot...)
Firox, you have been found guilty of not sticking to one fursona. Your sentence is 1 month of being an Ekans
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Razuel,
I hereby charge you, and find you guilty, of being to lenient as a judge and jury, in the sentence of one Firox shapeshifter. I hereby sentence you to one week of shapeshifting, starting from the smallest mammal to the largest to understand the specific threat and cunfusing nature of said shifting!
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Naake Ni, I find you guilty of not getting enough exercise. Your punishment is wearing a gas mask for two days straight, only removing it for eating (you can drink in a gas mask)
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Rocco you been found of guilty of hiding too many weapons. Your sentenced to 25 days of 'no weapon' related topics
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Firefox, you have been found guilty with the charge of being prey in predator vs prey when your a predator.
Your sentence is eating a prey.
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Naake Ni, I find you guilty of not getting enough exercise. Your punishment is wearing a gas mask for two days straight, only removing it for eating (you can drink in a gas mask)
Rocco,
26 yr AF Vet... gas mask in no issue, just find me one that fits the wolf!
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Naake ni, you have been found guilty of not judging and sentencing the user above you. Your sentence is 2 weeks of posting nothing intelligible
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Rocco,
sentence accepted... see you in two weeks.
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You have been found guilty of not awooing daily. Your sentence is 10 minutes of public awoo daily
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Rocco. You have been guilty of playing with dangerous things and getting your muddy paws inside the house... You will be execut- I mean sentenced five days in the dog house out back.
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Zaida. You have been found guilty of bringing darkness to the world and murdering 875,331,138 hoomans. Your sentence is 15 minutes in the corner
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Rocco has been found guilty of slapping too many furs. Your sentenced to 31 days of not slapping any fur
(or visiting the slapping topic)
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Firox has been found guilty of causing a world wide shortage of taco meat. He is sentenced to 365 slaps, no taco meat for a month, and 2 push ups
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Rocco, you have been found guilty by the SJW-court for supporting any other candidate than Hillary Clinton, your punishment will be an extensive re-education at our special SJW-camps;
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Bring it on SJW camp. I'll kill you all with my white male privilege thingy
Bricket, you have been found guilty of voicing your opinion. You are sentenced to 3 weeks pro Communism protests
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(jokes on you, I've been a commie)
Rocco, You've been found guilty of existence.
You will be sentenced to stubbing your toe 20 times against a table
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Bricket! You have been found guilty of cruel and unusual punishment! You have been relieved from duty for a week!
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Shin Majin. Are you aware that cruelty towards fish is punishable by two days in the comfy chair, with only one cup of coffee at 11?!
Well, now you know! *Gavel-bonk*
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Cheza, you have been found guilty on the charge of not posting on TFF enough. You are sentenced to three days on ONLY TFF.
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Rocco is found guilty of being unfair towards ants, and sentenced to wearing the cone of shame for 5 hours.
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Cheza, you are found guilty of dumping toxic chemicals into the water supply. You are sentenced to drinking 7 liters of water from the nearest toilet
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Rocco has been found guilty of impersonating a British priest, and is sentenced to 15 hours of Händel's Messiah Hallelujah chorus.
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Cheza, the court has found you guilty of fifteen counts of sandwich posting, and hereby sentences you to fifteen days of kitchen duty!
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Shin has been found of guilty of not sharing fish it's eating. You are sentenced to work at a Sushi restaurant for 10 days
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Firefox, you have been found guilty from the charge of not letting me find a good punishment for your cuteness, you are relived of all charges.
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Shoon, you have been found guilty of knowing too much, and is now sentenced to singing happy songs with the children at your local kindergarten for the next three weeks.
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Cheza, you have been found guilty of stealing all of the cheese in WalMart. Your sentence is 12 days running around in public in a mouse costume with a hunk of Limburger cheese on your head yelling "I'm a stinking cheese thief!"
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Rocco, you have been charged with giving absurd sentences. Your sentence is to make your future sentence completely consisted of puns.
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Razuel. You have been found guilty of high crimes,which remain classified. Your sentence is reading every single leaked Hillary email. Better get working on it
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You've been found guilty of letting the thread go silent, hereby a jailtime of 2 years will be the minimum punishment
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You have been found guilty of failing your quest to become king of irony. Your punishment is being run over by a train
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Dear Rocco, you've been found guilty of backing Jill Stein, your punishment will be eating 10 bags of crayons aka marine food
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Bricket, you have been found guilty of replacing the coffee in the communal pot with decaf. Your punisment will be to brush your teeth with bacon flavoured toothpaste before every meal for a week.
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oh o.O
Nutmeg, you've been found guilty of making drawings everywhere, even on the windows and walls, so you will hereby be forced to make drawings with your left hand whilst watching bee movie
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Bricket. You have been found guilty of tracking mud into the house. You are sentenced to clean every house in your town
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Rocco you have been found guilty of money laundering from your illegal squeaker sales. Your sentence is to listen to all the squeakers at anthrocon for the entire weekend
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Lumix. You have been found guilty of being British. You are sentenced to watching Mary Poppins for 72 hours straight
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(Jokes on you my passport's blue ;) )
Rocco you've been found guilty of falsely editing Wikipedia pages with false information, your sentence is to listen to bricket talk about trains for 100 hours
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oh :o
Lumix you've been found guilty on using my name without paying royalties.
Your sentence will be to use Arriva untill the end of times
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Bricket, you have been found guilty of not getting enough sleep. you are sentenced to being wrapped in 1000 blankets
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Rocco, you have been found guilty of multiple accounts of using fast food as cover names. You have been sentenced to ban of all Taco Bells in America.
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Ræfoa you have been found guilty of pushing dogs off ledges and making them fall on there face! you are sentenced to having to howl at the moon ever night for 2 years!
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Kyle, you have been found guilty of breathing. You are sentenced to breathing tear gas 60 seconds each day for a year
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Rocco, you've been found guilty on being a GSD without being a German.
Your punishment will be 50 days of forced work in a SJW-vegan-feminist-restaurant