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How ****'ed are you?
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:50:59 AM »
The premise of this game is simple - you pose a hypothetical scenario for the next poster to answer, and ask "How ****'ed/screwed/etc are you?" Really simple.

Now...

The Main Antagonist from the last game you played is now hunting you for reasons unknown. How ****'ed are you?
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"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2016, 03:45:16 AM »
You wake up in a hotel room, you hear the footsteps of a cleaning lady. The room is flooded by at least 13 inches of some stale tasting, awful smelling, pink liquid. The walls are covered in vomit and crusted ketchup and mustard. The room is filled with smoke from both beds being on fire. 5 days worth of eggs, pasta, pizza, and ranch dressing are all over you. You have a bill of 3120 from a tab of 120 hours with 26 dollars per hour with now money to pay for it. Broken glass and smoking tv sets float atop the liquid on the floor. How F***ed are you?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2016, 07:31:30 AM »
I'm screwed hard enough for a lifetime I guess...


How screwed are you if your internet search history gets published online and given to all the people you know?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2016, 01:12:43 PM »
Not very I guess...
My life would still be tolerable-
*looks at history*
Oh.
Very.


How f***ed are you if everysingle piece of furniture in your current place of residence came to Life and tried to kill you?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2016, 01:24:36 PM »
So very ****ed. I'd be woefully outnumbered and underequipped...

The item to your right is now your only hope of survival and Zombies are banging at your door. How ****ed are you?
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"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2016, 01:30:16 PM »
1 pillow = entirely unbelievably f***ed

How f***ed would you be if you jumped off the tallest building in your current town or city?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2016, 03:24:55 PM »
I would fall 69 meter, pretty dead actually.


How screwed are you if water level would globally rise 6 meters?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2016, 03:56:51 PM »
None, oddly.
I live at the continental divide.

How f***ed are you if your neighbors organized a mob against you?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2016, 05:27:54 PM »
Not at all, considering I have no neighbors XD

The protagonist from the last game you played is now your companion. You are both on the other end of the Black Mesa Facility moments after the resonance cascade that caused everything to go to hell. How ****ed are you?
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"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2016, 03:54:28 AM »
Well since the last game I've played was half life I think I'd be ok :D well still I don't have a suit and Gordon's taking all the Guns so I guess survival is a 50/50

Your running in place from a dog with rabies and a bomb on him. How f***ed are you?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2016, 06:41:35 PM »
Beyond ****ed. I'm not going anywhere. *BOOM*

You find yourself in Minecraft with a wooden pickaxe and surrounded by creepers. How ****ed are you?
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"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2016, 10:17:13 PM »
Very because its been years since I played. *ded*

You find your self drowning in a bottomless pit of kittens.
HFAY?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2016, 10:21:56 PM »
But if it is bottomless, don't I keep falling untill I die of starvation?
So I'm pretty much dead  ^_^


You're holding a speech for a +1000 crowd and suddenly your biggest fear comes true, HFAY?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2016, 10:40:08 PM »
Umm...

My biggest fear is being stranded in the middle of the ocean.
So no speech?
Yay but I'm f***ed.

The nearest piece of food or drink to you is the only thing that rains from the sky everywhere for the rest of eternity.

How f***ed are you?
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Re: How ****'ed are you?
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2016, 02:42:50 AM »
Id say ok...assuming that people have their favorite food and or drink near them...






You've just been told after you have drunk 15 bottles of water that every bathroom in the world is closed. HFAY
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