Cringeworthy things you've done in your life/stupid things you regret?

[Farewell]

I was born -w-
*Buddumm dissshhhh*

[slim]

Got a crush but didn't confess to her, now she lives far away from me.


Feelsbadman 

[Armalite_]

Had a total facepalm moment a day ago.

> Be me, meeting new person for first time
> Greet person by asking how it's going
> They say "good hbu"
> "I'm good thanks, how bout yourself?"
> Person gives a confused look and says I just asked that
> Total awkwardness sets in
 
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[Farewell]

Last night I was skyping a good friend. I was screen sharing and he saw me talking about him (in a good way of course)... I was so **censor** embarrassed eugh. Still am.

[Ori]

(Text messages)
My dad: I'm going to be home late.
Me: VVA (In the middle of a smite match. Basically code for okay.)
Me: I mean, okay!
My dad: What does that mean?
Me: It's code for okay in a game.

When smite takes over your English vocabulary ;-;

(Or that time in College.)
Crush: (Looks like she's looking my way. I'm unsure.)
Me: (I frown and wave, still not sure.)
Crush: (After a second, Notices, smiles and waves.)
Me: (Acts normal. On the inside: CRAP I MESSED UP! I THOUGHT SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME! I want to go sit in a corner now lol)

Then that other time in College during an art break:
Me: So how'd you get into art?
Person: E.t.c. e.t.c. How about you?
Me: Oh... That's a secret. (Tries to play it cool.)
(Because if I opened that can of worms I would have to explain a whole bunch of crap that happened. Why did I decide to ask a question? Because it was awkwardly quiet okay )

(Sings Bon Jovi's 'It's my Life' song except 'It's' is replaced with 'Screw').

[Charlie_arts]

We all have done stupid things to embarrass ourselves. Share your stories here.
I'll start with a short one. When I was little, I memorized the lyrics to Smash Mouth - Allstar. I remember every word to this day. 

it was cringeworthy, untill it became the biggest meme of the internet

[Karso]

The other day I came across a really old picture I took of something I posted on a forum when I was 13. It looked like I thought I owned the world, and I have no idea what I was trying to say. I'm going to post it, 1. For the sake of the thread and 2. In hopes one of you will understand it.

[Freddy]

 I went to the Great Wall a couple years ago (not the monument, the Chinese restaurant) and when my grandfather, brother, and I were done ordering our food-- the lady working at the desk wanted to throw me my fortune cookie, and I couldn't understand her. So, being the idiot I was, I made her repeat it oh... 23 times. Then I finally realised what she was saying and I was so embarrassed and just so uncomfortable with myself.

[Seko]

When I was a little kid I had a bright red hula-hoop. This thing was my jam. I was 5.

One day I accidentally threw it over into my neighbour's garden and, being the plucky young pioneer I was, hatched a daring plan to scale the wall and retrieve my beloved hoop. Drew up plans, packed a bag of "gadgets" (read: Spy toys I got for Christmas), everything.

So the time for action arrives, I scale the wall. It's about a metre high, but I am also about a metre high. I climb up the wall like Bear Grylls, perched ontop of the wall...

And face-plant into my neighbour's garden. They had rocks instead of grass. They watched this happen and laughed.

I wandered home with my hoop with blood exploding out of my face. My mum confiscated the hula-hoop.

[Fuzzpaws]

daredevil here.. used to jump my bicycle, race it, etc.. one evening I was riding fast down the hill right in front of our house at the time, dad was standing at the end of the driveway watching me. As I blew past I thought he said something so I turned back to look, as I did I pulled the steering slightly to the right as well.


Short story:  4 houses down, van parked at the curb with a heavy steel bumper, kid on a bike (pre-helmet days) going too fast. Bike ended up staying upright as the front wheel bent in to match the shape of the bumper, rider (me) flying forward and hitting the back doors with side of head (still looking back, never saw it coming). wouldn't be SO bad, but hit door handle just in front of the left ear... no stitches, but a heck of a concussion, and start of my future neck problems...

[Freddy]

 When I hugged this guy I liked a couple years ago, my mouth was hella twitching and I looked really weird.

[White Mage]

In Elementary school there were multiple occurrences where I accidentally referred to a teacher as "mom".

I think I might have done it once in middle school too...

[Freddy]

 If you think 'mom' is bad, try calling your 8th grade teacher grandma x.x

[Ori]

 If you think 'mom' is bad, try calling your 8th grade teacher grandma x.x

Ooh I called my 6th grade teacher mama too. XDD (And I think the teacher's son was in that class as well) XDD
...
wait I hope I didn't say that already.

In any case. There was another REALLY stupid incident. I was walking and looked the other way (Maybe towards a crush when I was like 10.) And I walked umm... Private parts first into a small fence post. x.x Ouch.

[Wolxikin]

Highfived a cashier instead of giving him the money


I was on meds don't judge