Awkward Moments in your Life

[Orthus Fangwill]

Once I was 7 years old, I was at church and praying and stuff. Then all of a sudden, I felt something splat on my head. And unfortunately, it was bat poop. Yes you heard right, BAT POOP. Bats are actually living on the sides of the church, and its rare that they dump on you while there is a mass. I cried after that, getting the attention of the whole church. I felt even more worse after that.

[Rocco Rex]

My 4H group was presenting for State night. We used a train whistle in between speakers. Or I used it in the middles of someone's lines    Whoops! Everyone, even me, got a good laugh, but it wasn't my best moment

[Sub-Zero Knight]

A few years back, I was listening to one of my favorite songs. I thought I was alone, so I loudly began singing it and acting it out. Then I realized my mom was right behind me the whole time.

[Detroit]

had sex ed today * cringes and dies*

[Jane]

Watching my strange addiction and someone was addicted to eating sand and i cringed so hard

[Rocco Rex]

When I was either 16 or 17, I was recovering from a blown out ankle. I wore BDU pants because I liked how they felt, all the pockets, and were easy to get on and off. I've always kept short hair. Anyway, I was in a wheelchair in a store. All of a sudden a guy comes up. I don't remember what he said, but it was something that made it obvious he thought I was a wounded soldier. I replied I was only (I think it was 16) 16. Extremely awkward 

[Vick Dastardly]

I elbowed my professor in the boob so hard I made her cry

[Farewell]

Years ago~ I was swimming in the lake and I thought I saw my moms butt (she had a bikini on so calm down). So I decided to swim and bump into her ass in hopes to knock her down (which I failed since I was small) I came out of the water facing a random chick staring at me confused and offended... And I slowly sank back into the water and swam away so fast.

Month ago~ we were at the movies and I went to the bathroom, me and my sister began to screw around since it was empty, chasing after her. She eventually ran out. Hearing footsteps I decided to scare who I thought was my sister coming back inside. I then stomped my foot down and popped up at an old lady, she jumped followed by a scream then began to laugh it off. I was so relieved she didn't have a heart attack.

[Trinity_Zane]

That moment I scored at basketball and a playmate smacked my @$$

[Vick Dastardly]

In middle school I was pushed into someone when they were bending over.

[Firefly Wolfy]

My mom has a video of me when I was like 6 singing in a bubble bath.
At a huge family party a couple years ago she played it on the big TV for everyone to see.


I kinda just moonwalked out of there and died a little

[Ori]

In my creative writing class we were trying to write a murder mystery. So all of us needed to describe a corpse and how do people kill people... and try to get away with it. And so the Google Chrome books in our class have a history of creepy things, like how do dead eyes look like. And How to kill people...

Me and my friend run a video game club in our school. And my friend got a new teacher to keep an eye on the class. I totally didn't know him. So me and my friend were screwing around a bit. (Like doing a chest bump saying something like, "I'm stronger than you. UHhh.") And the teacher got so mad he nearly kicked me out saying stuff like, "I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT IN THIS CLASS! OUT!" And I was so confused, saying, "What? What did I say?" The teacher shouted, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID NOW OUT!" And so he nearly kicked the vice president out of class, because he thought he heard me  swear (I don't know why he gets so angry over someone swearing)... I hadn't swore, in fact a different friend came up to me saying I think he heard me.

[The Past]

When I was a little kid, I  was caught in the early morning trying to take a bath in the toilet because the bathtub was too loud and scary to start myself.

[Farewell]

When I was little I was afraid of automatic toilet. I thought they would eat me...  .-.

[Rocco Rex]

A couple days ago I was finally introduced to Skype. A couple furs had contacted me, and last night I contacted my first fur. I'm sitting there and all of a sudden my tablet starts... ringing? Of course I'm like "Nononono" trying to shut it off. I was able to shut it off in time, but they still knew I accidentally called them.