If you had a...

[Rocco Rex]

The person above asks "If you had a ____ " and then adds another question. You answer it and ask your own question set.

Example and first question: If you had a real tail, what do you think would be the worst part about it?

[138]

Wearing it in public.

If you had a broken leg, would you use a wheelchair or crutches?

[Farewell]

Crutches.
If you had a zombie infection, what do you think you'll do?

[138]

Become a zombie.

If you had a pair of pears, what would be the first thing you'd do?

[Farewell]

Eat them.
If you had one wish, eat would it be?

[138]

Infinite wishes

If you had one vehicle, what would it be.

[Farewell]

A Camaro or a Yamaha street bike. Either one would be nice.
Same IYHA?

[Rocco Rex]

A Russian HIND helicopter

If you had a TV station, what would you have it broadcast?

[138]

Anti-left propaganda

If you had one door in your house, where would you put it?

[Salakar Crocoli]

In the floor, it would be harder to break in. Maybe

If you had a trainable chicken, what would you teach it?

[138]

How become infinite chickens.

If you had an airplane, where would you fly?

[Farewell]

(Jeez my dark humor almost got the best of me...)
Anyways I would go to Australia since I've always wanted to travel there.
If you had a gun, what would it be?

[Rocco Rex]

Barrett M82A1A

If you had a country, what would it be like?

[Salakar Crocoli]

It would be a parliamentary monarchy run by me and my closest group of friends.

If you had a dead thread, how would you revive it?

[Rocco Rex]

Hope a good friend comes and revives it

If you had a choice between a high quality partial suit, or a low quality full suit, which would you pick?