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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2016, 01:12:22 AM »
In Soviet Russia, crime commits you
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2016, 03:02:36 PM »
In Soviet Russia train catches you


In Soviet Russia my life lights up you


In Soviet Russia toe stubs you

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2016, 03:39:29 PM »
In Soviet Russia beard shaves you

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2016, 03:46:03 PM »
In Soviet Russia pencil sharpens you

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2016, 09:50:34 PM »
This one's a little unconventional but still funny...


In USA, spend millions of dollars trying to develop a pen that works in space.
In Soviet Russia, just use pencil.
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2016, 09:59:19 PM »


I'm Soviet Russia, classes takes you
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2016, 11:26:54 PM »
In soviet Russia, internet search you.
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #52 on: February 13, 2016, 01:22:42 PM »
In Soviet Russia,  tears cry you
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #53 on: February 13, 2016, 03:49:54 PM »
In Soviet Union O.U.I.

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #54 on: February 13, 2016, 04:39:09 PM »
In Soviet Russia, You care bears!
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #55 on: February 13, 2016, 06:16:04 PM »
You mean "UOI"?



hahaha, I can't believe I stuffed that up! XD


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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #56 on: February 13, 2016, 06:22:14 PM »
In Soviet Russia, you seek death
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2016, 06:23:34 PM »
In Soviet Russia, death cheats you.
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2016, 02:17:59 AM »
In soviet Russia, Doritos eat you.




(I have doritos. I like doritos.)
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2016, 04:06:15 AM »
In Soviet Russia, drunk wishes it could get me
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