I'm just not incredibly competitive. And I'm that person that willing to click random buttons that I'm not sure what they do.
"What's that? ..... Ooooh. It's a kamikaze unit. Welp, there went my base."
I remember in Bioshock Infinite when I was looking for something, and my friend goes "is there something down there?"
"You mean off the ledge. Into open space?"
"Yeah."
".... I don't know. [jumps off cliff] Nope."