furries den all welcome

[HellEye]

Tell him were waiting!

[Proto Triose]

We can furry him up. I'll even draw him a picture, so he's morally obligated.

[HellEye]

Yep! He'll be fuzzy in no time.

[Proto Triose]

Almost as fuzzy as HE! *ruffles up the foxes fur, then smoothes it down with pets* Almost, being the key word. He wouldn't even come close to Pegu, though.

Post Merge: April 09, 2016, 12:14:36 PMHe's already way out of my league, and he's not even fuzzy yet.

[HellEye]

Yup! No-one is as fuzzy as the cutie Pegu.

[Pegu]

B-But, my fur is smooth and plush, not fuzzy 

[Proto Triose]

I think the generally accepted mathematical ruling on this is something like "If A is greater than or equal to B, then furry has C amount of fuzz. Where A is 'cuteness', B is 'actual fur puffitity', and C is 'adjective describing amount of fuzz'." Your A is greater than B, therefore ... you have extreme amounts of fuzz. Making you the fuzziest, most cuddliest of terrifying terrors. *cuddles and pets Pegu*

[HellEye]

That's some furry math I didn't see before
I agree tho, cute equals fuzzy.

[Pegu]

Told him you'd try to lure him with a picture 




And nuuu, not fuzzy  *tries to put up a fight. A rather weak fight*

[HellEye]

Okay, not fuzzy. But cute. Much cute. Too much cute

[Pegu]

*Goes to play dead but listens out just in case...* 

[Ibi Tanvaal]

I'm confused and not fuzzy.

*sits with Pegu and whispers* what's going on?

[HellEye]

Want a zap again? I thought you'd learn.
You're still cute tho Ibi

[Proto Triose]

That's it, HE. It appears he's killed himself with his own cuteness. *puts a paw to his forehead in salute* In honor of the brave. The cuddly. The fluffy. The Pegu. Let us never forget.

Post Merge: April 09, 2016, 12:36:42 PMI call dibs. I'm gonna have him taxidermied, and he shall be my cuddly Pegu forever. I do like chewing on stuffed animals, too. *noms Pegu's paw*

[HellEye]

Oh wow I want the tail! Or the ears! Yes, ears!
*noms Pegu's ears*