How did the person above you die?

[?]

Tried to unleashed a gas attack just when the wind was right but didn't expect the enemy to just bring a rather huge fan

[Romulan_Furry]

Tried to rush the enemy base and claim their flag. Had no idea the enemy team was packing XMV-800 Miniguns and J2329-HAMR Antipersonnel cannons, deployed as defensive turrets. No one knows what hit you first - the flying fusillade of bullets, or the artillery bombardment.

[?]

Died from attaching a rocket to a car . . .

[Firox]

tried to nibble on a cheesecake, but over 1,000 mice nibbled on you

[?]

Turned out the lights and died from fear as they thought it was a dark attack 

[Romulan_Furry]

Died from eating too much cookies and strawberries.

[?]

Died in the not so great war.     

[Firox]

died when ya tried to climb to the moon

[?]

Lost a battle and fainted while floating high up 

[Romulan_Furry]

Farted himself off a cliff.

[?]

Decided to give up sleep, ended up sleeping for a really really  long time after two months of that 

[Romulan_Furry]

Tried to go down a rabbit hole, thinking it would be just like Alice in Wonderland. No one knows what killed you - the broken neck, or the crushed throat.

[?]

Found some strange alien weapon that resembled a gun so used it in the same but turns out it was meant to be point in the other direction 

[Romulan_Furry]

Insulted a Romulan by implying he was a moron.

[?]

Died from paranoia, tried to fight a battle for a look          against a chainsaw covered robot with massive cannons on back along with a flame thrower in chest         also had a mircowave in foot