How did the person above you die?

[Firox]

got to close to the pizza mixer

[?]

Napped under the couch cushion and got crushed when someone bigger flopped on it 

[Firox]

 
laid under bed sheets, but a mysterious bullet came through the wall and hit ya on the head

[?]

Died when we fell off the high bed on to our heads 

[Firox]

 
died hugging me vewy tight while plane we was riding on crashed, no survivors


(I should quits watching too much Air Crash Investigation)

[Michen_S]

Hit himself in confusion with his strongest attack.

[?]

Slept through some really important sirens 

[Michen_S]

Listened to the song "Burn, baby, burn" and uh... They cought fire. Then they used the stop, drop and roll technique, causing the carpet they were on to catch fire as well. In panic they tried to kept rolling, but it was too late. They slowly turned to ashes.

[?]

Got bulldozed, was sleeping in a pile of rocks and blended in   

[Michen_S]

The cookie was a lie. They chased a lie. They ate a lie. They became a lie.

[?]

Died from neurotoxin while talking about cake to GLaDOS 

[Michen_S]

Someone stepped on the lie you became. Now you're dead twice.

[?]

Collapsed and destroyed universe.    No one ever figured out how because no one existed anymore     

[Michen_S]

The person who stepped on the lie you became decided it was still good enough to eat. That person indeed ate the lie. Now you're dead trice.

[?]

Got shot by a Portal sentry turret