OH MAI GOD. I need help.

[Yena the Wolf]

I am either crazy, or I'm growing wings. I felt pains where wings would be a few times before, and I'm getting all weird about it. Can someone help me!?!?

[George]

Just ignore it, either you grow wings or you don't. It's not something you need a sport group for.

[Yena the Wolf]

Yes, but I might be crazy, that's the thing. I could just be imagining it. I need your opinion. This is part rant.

[138]

Well imagine it's just upper back pain or something. I work as a dishwasher for a local restaurant, and my upper back and/or shoulder blades hurt sometimes. I really doubt you're crazy except for the fact that you want to make cupcakes out of that purple guy 

[Angder]

Yes, but I might be crazy, that's the thing. I could just be imagining it. I need your opinion. This is part rant.

 There are no known incidents involving winged people, or people growing wings in the real world. so... the chances are you are not growing wings, in fact I would bet a great deal of money on you not growing wings, and my soul as well. Put simply, if you grow wings I will eat my hat.

 

First possibility: your producing the "Pains" yourself as a form of mental trick, if you have always wanted wings, this is the most likely possibility. (or if you believe in this kind of thing, a sign of past life or alternate soul, visit the otherkin/therian section for that, cos I personally think its a load of bollocks, and really can't advise on it.) I spent a long time in school wanting/trying to grow a tail, made my back feel very weird, but well... I never actually grew a one.

 Second possibility: Something IS wrong, but its not wings. Its possible you injured yourself, and it happens the injuries were on were your wings would be. check how your sleeping, and if you wear a backpack frequently make sure its not stabbing you in the back, (as in, having something sharp hit your back when you walk. not literally knifing you) or too heavy. if it hurts a lot, see a doctor. the worst he will say is "nothing there".


...Though I will just say, on the off chance you DO grow wings, don't try to fly with them. The human body is not designed for flight and you will probably cause yourself a serious injury.

[Yena the Wolf]

Uh.. nothing happened (as in I never injured my back).

[Angder]

Then try changing how you sleep.

[SirSteel]

Have you been exposed to any high doses of radiation, experienced nightmares with unusual shadowy figures, had visitations from men in black and/or submitted yourself for government testing recently?

[Traum]

It is impossible for a human to grow wings, but you already have them...

[Farewell]

Yea like he said it is impossible. I doubt your growing wings, maybe your just imagining... Besides I know I do a lot what's wrong with being crazy? Crazy are the best type of people.

[Yena the Wolf]

Lots of nos, and for Zaida: awww... and for angder: I sleep just fine.

[kalan]

Yes, but I might be crazy, that's the thing. I could just be imagining it. I need your opinion. This is part rant.

 There are no known incidents involving winged people, or people growing wings in the real world. so... the chances are you are not growing wings, in fact I would bet a great deal of money on you not growing wings, and my soul as well. Put simply, if you grow wings I will eat my hat.

 

First possibility: your producing the "Pains" yourself as a form of mental trick, if you have always wanted wings, this is the most likely possibility. (or if you believe in this kind of thing, a sign of past life or alternate soul, visit the otherkin/therian section for that, cos I personally think its a load of bollocks, and really can't advise on it.) I spent a long time in school wanting/trying to grow a tail, made my back feel very weird, but well... I never actually grew a one.

 Second possibility: Something IS wrong, but its not wings. Its possible you injured yourself, and it happens the injuries were on were your wings would be. check how your sleeping, and if you wear a backpack frequently make sure its not stabbing you in the back, (as in, having something sharp hit your back when you walk. not literally knifing you) or too heavy. if it hurts a lot, see a doctor. the worst he will say is "nothing there".


...Though I will just say, on the off chance you DO grow wings, don't try to fly with them. The human body is not designed for flight and you will probably cause yourself a serious injury.

First of all I really hope your growing wings cause I wanna see angder eat his hat lol

Second yeah if it was possible to grow things I would have a tail and ears cause I really really wanna grow a tail and ears, and fangs.

[George]

I am either crazy, or I'm growing wings. I felt pains where wings would be a few times before, and I'm getting all weird about it. Can someone help me!?!?

Bear in mind it didn't hurt when your hands grew, right?

[Yena the Wolf]

Uh, wut? My hands came with the body package from birth, dude.

[138]

I think he was being sarcastic