So.
I heard Wolves of white guardianess guard kittens upon diamond pillars of death, and eat chocolate all day. Do you White? Huh? Huh, do you? White! Hey White! Look, hey! White! *glomps and plays with your white wolfy ears.* White teeeeeell me, I must know. I must know the truth. All the truths. Tell them. Spill your secrets. It is mandatory. Yep. Yep White. DON'T DENY THE NECESSITY. White hey, white. Kittens. MEOW! *falls off onto the floor and melts into a puddle of wild melted Zaelis*