The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The wolgon steps forth with a potion of happy* I think some niceness is in order *Drops a bucket of sunshine, causing adorable squirrels, rabbits, and deer to pop out and run freely on the open air, lush grass, and wide range of mountains*

[Gabag]

*The wolgon steps forth with a potion of happy* I think some niceness is in order *Drops a bucket of sunshine, causing adorable squirrels, rabbits, and deer to pop out and run freely on the open air, lush grass, and wide range of mountains*

*injests the happy and burps loudly after the consumption before blasting a force of energy at the two soldiers, pinning them to the wall*

[Fly Boy]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll, this sucks...

[Kodachi Devil]

*wakes up*
hey. wait a minute.
CRAP.
Well if I was a freakin Zombie like before then I'd be able to get of this trap easy cause no matter how many times you cut me I can just come back!
BUT NO I'M NOT A ZOMBIE ANYMORE.
I be a longtail wufflesquirrel.
And as such, I am facing certain death.
LORDEH HELP ME ROB!

[Taco <3]

*noms on Gabag's head* LEAVE MII FRIENDS ALONE!!!!!

[Gabag]

*knocks out Kodachi, Fly boy, Rob, and Sekoshi and then restrains them tightly in their own surgical chairs and covers their mouths so they cant disrupt her work. At this time they should currently be waking up.*
*at least before Gabag mindcrushes the taco biting his head*

[Taco <3]

*growls and knoks yew over*

[Gabag]

*ignored now back to business*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Lays on a hammock playing a violin, singing a merry little tune*

[Kodachi Devil]

What. AGAIN?
TIED DOWN SOMEWHERE ELSE REALLY!?
Let me go gabag I did NOTHING.
Tail, safe please?


*tail turns into a blade and slashes the restraints*

WHOO! now lets save the others!

[Gabag]

Wait? Your a longtail Kodachi? YOU CAN DO AWESOME THINGS!

OH That one.. He's up first. TO JOIN THE MAGICIAL COMFY ROOM OF MAGIC!
*she wheels Kodachi's chair over while still sharpening her bonesaw*
Subject KODACHI. Male. 20s.
Blood type
*stabs a syringe in and takes a blood sample*
AB
*pours some of the blood on her hands then draws a tally on the wall, recounting all the past visitors, and runs out of 'paint' at victim number 70*

[Fly Boy]

*finally wakes up*

Ugh, my head...

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Throws rocks across a nearby lake, watching them skip across the surface and sinking* I was never able to do it that well in real life when we went camping every year up until mid-High school

[Kodachi Devil]

*growls and looks at gabag*

tail, stab.

*slashes at gabag*

[Gabag]

*catches the blade by the sharp end and stabs the tail with a tazer set to full power*
Patient. Properly restrained.