*Lizard randomly stumbles into this thread*
"Wha.. what is this? Where am I?"
*A loud and voluminous voice echoes from no where.*
"Welcome to the Random Thread! You can do anything and anything you want as long as it doesn't involve pork. (Not really, though.) ^_^V"
*As soon as the echoing stops, Lizard pokes his head out from behind a random rock he dove behind when the voice first started booming.*
"Wow, that was random! And scary too."
*Lizard explores his surroundings, taking note of the amount of random rocks everywhere. He soon finds himself walking for no apparent reason in some random direction. Then, randomly, he comes across a random object in his path. Upon inspecting the object he discovers that it is a button. On the button was one word, "Randomonium".*
"Hmm, that's odd finding a button in the middle of an endless rock field. I wonder what would happen if I pressed it?"
*And so Lizard pressed the button. As soon as the button was touched by the tip of his claw all light seemed to go out. He was now in a black void and couldn't see a thing. Terrified, he let out a scream.*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
*As soon as he stopped yelling a noise started to sound out from the darkness. At first it was hard to tell exactly what the noise was, or where it was coming from. But the noise grew louder and louder until it was quite obvious what it was and from which way it was coming. It was... Ragtime music!
Lizard tried to see what was playing the music through the dark, but the attempt to spot the maker of the melody was laughably useless. In true random form though a light had turned on, dazing Lizard in a white blindness. The sudden brightness had frightened Lizard worse still, and he let out another yell. His yell echoed so much that it would have been hard to tell exactly when his screaming had stopped. Soon his eyes adjusted to the new lighting conditions and a theater randomly materialized all around him.
He was inside a theater hall standing in a sea of seats. The ragtime music was coming from the direction of a massive stage, though there was no band performing on it. Instead he saw a line pigs dressed in fancy suits, dancing the Can Can.*
"Oh my god, what is this place?!"
*As soon as he finished asking this a another loud and voluminous voice randomly echoed through the theater hall.*
"PORK!!!"
*Lizard turned and ran up the rows of seats as fast as his two legs would take him. He could see a set of double doors at the end of his path and he fully intended to slam through them. Bracing for the impact Lizard closed his eyes and threw his hands in front of him. But it never came. He opened his eyes and stopped running.*
"What in the world...."
*He found himself now standing back in the Fun RP Forum. Lizard slapped his face hard to test his reality. It hurt bad, so he assumed he must have been daydreaming and proceeded to head back to the General Forum. As soon as he got to the exit a voice boomed from no where.*
"PORK!!!"
*The next thing Lizard knows is he's laying face down in the General Forum. He had feinted. Lizard made a not to himself to never drink a Redbull before entering the Fun RP Forum again.*
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