The Random Thread

[Gabag]

*warp spiders a metal helmet on her head*

sorry White Wolf

but it's war now.
*runs and jumps off a cliff face, tearing a hole into reality using electricial powers and warp spidering yet again*

[Akula Filiko]

*appears again*

Holograms are the best, aren't they?

[Gabag]

*warp spiders on Akula, slaps him with an EMP, then shanks him, killing the real one*

No holograms for you!

*tears another hole into reality and warps again before sealing it.*

[Akula Filiko]

*appears again*

Good thing I made two of them!!

*disappears in a cloud of smoke*

[Gabag]

*appears and throws the now reappearing Akula to the ground*

NARUTO SUCKS

NO NARUTO POWERS!

*tears another hole into reality and warps again*

You have been warned Coleos

further action of yours will result in extermination.

[Gabag]

*warps on top of Darkness*

if you want it to stop

I suggest you sign this surrender form
*drops triplicate surrender forms in front of darkness and warps away again*

[Akula Filiko]

*Appears*

Surrender form?

Hehe that's funny.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Sighs and puts a pipe in his muzzle as he rolls out a tool set of guns on the back of a Ferrari, he picks up two MP5's and loads the double clips into each, taking a minute to blow bubbles out of it* "Time to fight another battle." *Shk-shk*

[Gabag]

*warps on top of White Wolf's ferrari and hefts the railgun she refrained from using*

You asked for it Akula

*fires a slug at high velocity at an odd angle at Akula, gibbing him, before she warps again*

[Akula Filiko]

*appears as a ghost*

You can't kill a ghost, Gabag!

*takes control of one the warp spiders*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Aims at Darkness with the MP5's* Freeze! This is the F.I.B.

[Gabag]

*warps back in away from the Coleo*

Cannot kill what technically stops existing for three seconds

I expected you to be the smart one Darkness.
*fires a railgun shot before warping out again*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Fires the tootsie roll ammo*

[Akula Filiko]

I'm not that kind of ghost!

[Gabag]

*sees akula drop down on the alternate plane of reality that all Warp spiders must warp to when teleporting.

The Warp*

Welcome to the Warp Akula
*rolls underneath a demon's giant maw*

Hope you can handle it.