The Random Thread

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But the poor things arent trying to hurt nobody :< theyre just scared cause youre attacking them

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

*looks over to see gabag decking the spiders* that is AWESOME! *gets jumped by a spider and the suit ripped to shreds* oh you little! *spins and kicks the spider splitting it abdomen* spiders are predetors the only food big enought to feed them is us! do you want to become dinner?

[Gabag]

*runs at spiders with a Kukri*

FEELINS?

THATS FOR FELLAS WHO BLUDGEON PEOPLE TO DEATH

WITH A GOLF TROPHY!!!

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

*picks two tai chi blades from the remains of the suit and dances through the hoard taking shots at any spider he passes a maniacal gleam in his eyes. he and gabag the only two keeping a veritable sea of spiders off of the small group*

[Gabag]

*takes out the Doom Chainsaw*

LOOK MA

IM A LUMBERJACK!

*begins sawing into spiders, making limbs and blood fly everywhichway*

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-dances on top of a spider- this oughta slow it down

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

"I'm a lumberber jack and I'm ok I work all night and sleep all day" *as I finnish the phrase the look on my face turns evil and my voice as well* but theres no rest for the wicked! *hacks the legs off of a spider*

[Gabag]

*tackles Sasha off the spider*

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST PARALLEL UNIVERSE I'VE EVER BEEN TO!
*he yells as he slings the chainsaw over his shoulder and fires his desert eagle while still in the air from tackling Sasha*

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

I know huh Gabag? I really need to fix that dang portal so we quit ending up in weird places *slices a spider in half with a sickening squelch*

[Gabag]

But Sasha asked me to come here via parallel universeinator device that was forcibly attached to my hardsuit

*BIULDING KICKS! The last spider into oblivion*

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

well that explains a bit  but how did I get sucked into this portal as well?

[Gabag]

Because you fell into a dimensional portal in your sleep.

How do i know this.

The writing in the sky
*points to the magical writing in the sky*

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

*looks to the sky and reads it then watches as it writes out his thoughts, 'well damn thats weird wait wtf!'?!?!?!* ok thats weird.

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I cant stop dancing! Best workout ever!

[Gabag]

I love this wierd world Gabag

So Sasha, you said you wanted to be teleported to a different dimension

what do you wanna do now

Go to that high tech looking city, or go into that forest that seems to forever be on fire?