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Offline The Past

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43785 on: August 28, 2010, 07:33:24 PM »
Companion cube :3

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43786 on: August 28, 2010, 07:37:26 PM »
OMG, Companion Cube! I've been looking for you!!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43787 on: August 28, 2010, 10:07:08 PM »
*sits in dark corner slowly sharpening a scary looking knife* >:3
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43788 on: August 28, 2010, 10:10:24 PM »
You're going to need a belt sander for that here! *Gives a portable belt sander* Happy sharpening!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43789 on: August 28, 2010, 11:28:29 PM »
a belt sander is for sanding wood
to sharpen knifes u use a shapening stone
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43790 on: August 28, 2010, 11:33:21 PM »
To steal my heart leaves me blind, I am sent to find you, but you already know it is the only thing i cant do...
Aivstop ;) and i am otherkin,
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43791 on: August 28, 2010, 11:47:42 PM »
-sighs and curls up in a ball, needing some snuggles-
Aaaarrooooooo!!!!!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43792 on: August 28, 2010, 11:50:24 PM »
Well I guess that makes me different then lol, I use a belt sander at work to sharpen my knives and they cut through cloth like butter :3
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43793 on: August 28, 2010, 11:51:40 PM »
i miss my switchblade =[
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43794 on: August 29, 2010, 01:16:53 AM »
I have no knives. :P

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43795 on: August 29, 2010, 02:50:19 AM »
Once there was a man named Bill. Well, he wasn't exactly a man, but it's name was Bill. Bill was a seller of used limbs, but once he was down on his luck and everyone was born with extra appendages. To increase business he decided to go about giving stawberries to disabled universes. Now he lives in Connecticut as a Wikipedia admin and is a multimillionaire World Leader.

The end, for now at least, in the next .16 seconds a sequel will be created but nobody will read it because critics said it was terrible and didn't capture the essence of the story. On a related note I am legally insane.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43796 on: August 29, 2010, 03:02:54 AM »
MUST HAVE MOAR STORY! XD

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43797 on: August 29, 2010, 03:09:31 AM »
Even though critics rated it down a few people decided to read the not nearly as good story, it goes as such:

 "Long ago in the mythical lands of Agrithala there lived a race of elves with powers beyond humanity. They thrived and succeded as a race and had remained in touch with the spirit and nature. They could do amazing things and they where always thankful. Eventual the discovery of the time machine ruined this peace. As you can imagine when humanity discovered a perfect world where everyone had powers and could understand the secrets of the universe they went crazy. Most people flooded into this world to try and take resources, some merely bugged the creatures for knowledge. The elves of Agrithala got fed up easily fed up, but they where peaceful and tried not to mind...."

That's only the first chapter of the three-hundred page epic of death, romance, and terror.

See, not nearly as intricate or thoughtful as the first book.

Also I haven't a clue how this story is pertinent to the first one whatsoever.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43798 on: August 29, 2010, 03:13:19 AM »
MUST HAVE MOAR MOAR STORY! It is so epic! >w<

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #43799 on: August 29, 2010, 03:15:50 AM »
I'm actually feeling like writing a story based off of that little paragraph I made up thar  ^_^
It will take..... thirteen more millenia before it released to the public!

 

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