The Random Thread

[Gabag]

Its not eaaasy being Greeeen

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Opens Elevator doors with a package and a Revolver* "Special Delivery!"

[Gabag]

*palms White Wolf's face rejecting the special package*

REJECTED

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The Watchmen scene continues as the deliveryman fires 6 rounds upon people*

[Ninjalion]

*Is nearby shooting some hoops, ignoring the gunshots."

What? I live in the hood.

[Righteousbro]

I hate living in the hood. I mean, everyone leaves their ladders in the street so when I come home from work on my return ostrich I keep bumping into them.
And I just hate everyone here.
And of course my giraffe gets a panic attack every time there's a gunshot or whenever my toaster pops up something toasted.

[White Wolf Guardian]

If I don't ride a horse, I'll never fit in Texas *Dies*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!

[Ninjalion]

I hate living in the hood. I mean, everyone leaves their ladders in the street so when I come home from work on my return ostrich I keep bumping into them.
And I just hate everyone here.
And of course my giraffe gets a panic attack every time there's a gunshot or whenever my toaster pops up something toasted.

Everything has to be rundown, and made "The Ghetto Way."

[Righteousbro]

Exactly, a walk in the park is filled with drug dealers, graffiti, lit trash cans, and don't get me started on the alpacas. Llamas are cool but those alpacas are a problem.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Don't get me started on Llama Badges on DeviantART. I pity block the fool who gives me Llama Badges.

[Ninjalion]

As well as Pit bulls and Rottweilers when you take the trip back home, they run four deep with glocs and uzis. And theres a clic leaders house right there. *Points west*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Living in the city almost automatically determines a few traits

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Let's compare the Gangsters of Yesterday to the Gangsters of Today...

http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/gangster.jpg
http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gangster6.jpg

I miss the Gangsters of Yesterday.

[Ninjalion]

It depends on where it goes. In the streets of Detroit, They pack AK 47s on you.