The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The robot took off his cloak* Name's Styrix.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"So, what's with the talking bug?" Ted said. DeCicada just looks at the two bothersome Humans with ire.

[White Wolf Guardian]

"I don't know." *Styrix said* "When did you get here Ted?"

[Selket-renguard]

Throws a shovel at decicada and smooshes it all cartoony like. She removes the shovel and finds him stuck like a peace of chewed gum. "ewwww" *ker-flick* right at the glass cased gay Canadian.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Styrix's hand clicks open and minigun barrels extrude from his finger tips aimed at Selket* Step away from the bug please miss.

[Selket-renguard]

*pulls out a spork* it's the most ancient and deadlyest weapon of them all!!!!!  *gouges out strixs eye balls with them*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I live in Megaton, not far from here. I was making sure the area around the town was clear of any mutants." Ted said, while simultaneously grabbing the shovel and snapping it over his knee, before it could hit DeCicada(Though Ted wasn't really intending to defend him). Ted then draws a Pfeifer Zeliska, and shoots Selket in the chest and gut.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfeifer_Zeliska_.600_Nitro_Express_revolver

[White Wolf Guardian]

~I love that gun~ *Styrix didn't even flinch from the maneuver* "Miss my eyes are made of fiber glass and a soft gelatin layer of white.. that's not about to do much if anything to my ability to see."

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeCicada hides under a nearby rock as Ted uses a Heavy Incinerator to cremate Selket's body.

[Selket-renguard]

Before she is shot she puts up a stop sign. The bullets stop in mid air and she spins around in a blur she is now neo. "Give me a minute while I get into matrix slowmotion!" *woosh woosh* she dodges the bullets

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Styrix moves over to the rock and looks down at it suspiciously* "Processing programming... 5SH42ETUC$$ 010101010 100101... probability of target's presence 67.4563%, proceeding to remove obstruction." *He picks up the rock and sets it upside down to the side*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeCicada flips over and plays dead, fruitlessly hoping that Styrix goes away...

"Alright, that's it, I've had it with people not palying fair!" Ted said, putting up his spiked knuckles and pounding Selket into red, gut-ridden, eyeball-strewn paste.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Styrix picks up the bug* "Administering antidote.." *His arm opens with a syringe and it stabs DeCicada* "Human retrogression in progress."

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"You know, I can choose to go to being Human if I want to... But right now, I don't want to." DeCicada said, flying away from Styrix and over to Ted.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The robot growls* "That wasn't supposed to happen... mission intercepted." *Styrix walked off into the wastes*