The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted says nothing at first, but then he let out a tired sigh. "We still gotta take this ship down, let's do it." Ted walks through the door to bio lab, seeing grotesque mashups of Humans and Anthros mixed with Radscorpions, Mirelurks, Yao Guai, some other monsters from the Wasteland, and even a few Deathclaws held in prison cells. "The aliens are making hybrids of people and Wasteland Creatures..." Ted looked as if he was about to puke as he walked past the test subjects.

[White Wolf Guardian]

"Hey Ted look at this deathclaw humanoid, it says 65% complete.... but it looks like you "

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"You mean I'm only 35% away from..." Ted looks away, and notices a Raider in a cell across the room. Ted runs over to the control panel and checks the options for a release. "It looks like they use injections of DNA or something into the subjects to change them." Ted said. "C'mon, let me out man! The screaming, the roaring, I can't stand it!" The Raider said, apparently not been injected with a serum yet. "There's no release controls for single cells, I'm gonna have to shut down all of them at the same time, and I'm not sure if the other subjects are stable."

[White Wolf Guardian]

*A countdown timer in an alien language went down in the background* Ted I think we better hurry.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted decides to release all cells force fields and shackles, and slowly some of the test subjects emerged from their captivity, none of them showed hostility at the moment. Just seconds after the Raider left his prison, a needle stuck out of the wall and squirted a red liquid onto the floor, the needle pointing at where the Raider's heart would have been if he was still shackled. "Boss! You saved me, but th' others weren't so lucky, they're all those things, one of 'em went crazy and killed himself, some ended up likin' their new selves, others... well they just had to deal wit' it." The Raider, Kevin said, who Ted recognised from Evergreen Mills. He had an Infiltrator, Combat Knife, and a small toolbag on his waist for repairing things. "White, make a quick check on the other people, see if they wanna from a party to join us in the fight for the Bridge." Ted said.

You can take one of the subjects, give him or her a name if you want, and have him or her around so it doesn't seem unfair for me having two characters.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*A walrus humanoid that spoke in a Russian accent and held a minigun came with White* You know you guys are almost stereotypical . "Entire team is babies!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Eh, it was supposed to be a Wasteland creature hybrid, but whatever.

"Wait, Kevin, you were with Jericho in the attack on Paradise Falls right?" Ted said. "Yeah, I forgot to tell you with all the crazyness goin' on, but... one of the Slavers captured an alien, and it was at Paradise Falls when we attacked. It made a beam come down and pull up a lot of our assault force. Jericho is still down there fighting with a few of our better guys against the Slavers, I'm sure he'll win." Kevin said. "I didn't make him my right-hand for nothing." Ted said, walking around Kevin to leave the bio lab. "Boss, you look a bit more... uhh... different." Kevin takes notice to Ted's spine-spikes and new tail as he walks by. "Quite a bit, and I regret to accept that there's gonna be more changes soon." Ted now sounded slightly  less upset about his fate.

[Niala Ornitier]

all of a sudden .....*CORNETTO SAMURAI'S SPREAD ALL OVER THE LAND... turning the city into a ice cream palace thus solving global temperature increase*

[Chrono Blackwyng]

all of a sudden .....*CORNETTO SAMURAI'S SPREAD ALL OVER THE LAND... turning the city into a ice cream palace thus solving global temperature increase*

This being Niala's dream, we can just say it never happened...

(full post coming...eventually)

[Tyla]

*Dreams about chocolate, catnip, catnip chocolate and chocolate catnip*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White takes out a little bow made of a toy car,  rubber band, and adhesive* This will slow you down Ted in the situation you become beyond your own control. I know you don't want to hear that, but you probably want to know how I'm going to deal with the situation .

[Tyla]

*Dreams of White being chased by trains*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Dreams of NOCLIP and the trains go through White*

[Tyla]

*Dreams of marzipan*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Dreams of not knowing what marzipan is*