The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted shoots the Deathclaw in the back, hitting the upper spinal cord and crippling it from the neck down. Ted walked over and looked at the Deathclaw's angry and somewhat fearful visage. "Right now, I know you're experiencing the same feelings a person would have when at the mercy of your claws..." Ted said, crouching down to get face-to-face with the Deathclaw.

[Golge]

An evil grin spread across Golge's face as the deathclaw crumpled to the ground "very nice, a clean shot, it can still move it's eyes, can you see it? it knows death approaches, you know what to do Ted" he whispered to ted, standing over his shoulder

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted stomped the Deathclaw's face in like a wooden box, just like several time before. "I don't feel very good..." Ted said, his Pip-Boy 3000 reading Critical Radiation Poisoning at 601 RADS and climbing slowly. "Where... is this radiation coming from?"

[Golge]

Golge looked at the deathclaw, and then at ted's arm. "the mutation" he said simply "it appears your mutation is causing a build up of radiation in your body, seems to me like your only choice is to amputate before the build up reaches a stage of no return" he turned around and shrugged "well, at least that's just my opinion, I'm no doctor after all..."

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"But, Chrono just cut it off like an hour ago!" Ted takes the bandages off what was left of his amputated left arm and saw Deathclaw flesh, and the arm slowly regenerating. "Does this torture never end!?"

[Alice The Necrofox]

"Yes, yes it does" Shiro says after lodging a slug through DeNihil's head.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted staggers a bit, having taken heavier hits than single bullets in his lifetime. He put his hand behind his back and pulls out a Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Revolver, shooting at Shiro's shoulders and blowing off his arms. "Now that you're defenseless, I have three shots left in this thing, I'll put them in your left leg, right leg, then skull..."

[Golge]

Golge steps back, watching the carnage, not trying to hide his delight whatsoever

[Alice The Necrofox]

"Half a sec"
Shiro mutters something, and his arm grows back.
"Ok, that was nice. What else?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted shoots Shiro in the head, then in the chest, then the stomach. "Stay dead." Ted said, turning to face Golge. "Now, to fix this affliction of mine."

[Alice The Necrofox]

*Shiro grows back*
"Don't make me pull Pillz on you..."

(Note: Pillz is a zombie that is immune to dying. However he doesn't eat flesh. He eats bullets, guns, explosives, nukes, clothes, rocks, and any inanimate object.)

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*Shiro grows back*
"Don't make me pull Pillz on you..."

(Note: Pillz is a zombie that is immune to dying. However he doesn't eat flesh. He eats bullets, guns, explosives, nukes, clothes, rocks, and any inanimate object.)

"Alright, that is it! I have had it with you coming back!" Ted tears Shiro's head off and crams a bundle of live Frag-Grenades down his open neck, then tops it off with an Experimental MIRV Mini-Nuke. "Move!" Ted said, grabbing Golge's arm and running behind a rock for cover. The explosives blow up, throwing all kinds of superheated debris over Golge and Ted. Unfortunately, Ted's burst of anger made the mutation accelerate[equal to an hour worth of normal time] for a few seconds. "That got him, and if it didn't, I'm getting Frank to deal with him."

[Golge]

Golge eyed the arm carefully, formulating a plan of action in his head, after a few seconds he snapped his fingers, "I may have a solution to your mutation, but you may not like it, and there's no guarantee that it will succeed, would you like to hear my plan?" he said, staring right into ted's eyes

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted takes a deep breath and exhales wearily. "What's the plan?"

[Golge]

Golge claps his hands together in excitement "excellent, now listen carefully, not far from here there is an altar that my people used to ask for the gods aid in healing ailments. we would bring our sick up to the altar and perform the ancient ritual of healing, fortunately for you, I think I remember that ritual, I can take you there if you'd like, what have you got to lose but your life anyway?"