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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32970 on: December 21, 2009, 12:34:03 PM »
*Takes it off* Aww, be good... you've got school soon!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32971 on: December 21, 2009, 12:41:56 PM »
*Takes it off* Aww, be good... you've got school soon!

"Boot Camp!" Frank runs off to the tents as he sings...



I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up this morning!
I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up at all!

The Corporals' worse than Privates, the Sergeants' worse than Corporals,
Lieutenants' worse than Sergeants, and Captains' worst of all!

I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up this morning!
I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up at all!



"What do they mean T-Rexes can't join the Army?"
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32972 on: December 21, 2009, 12:44:15 PM »
*Beats the junk out of the guy...*

*In reality: gets beaten up doing it*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32973 on: December 21, 2009, 12:48:47 PM »
"I was just trying to teach kids to not get sugar high, I didn't *actually* think it would get me turned into a miniature T-Rex." :S

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« Reply #32974 on: December 21, 2009, 12:58:10 PM »
I pulled it from De's lab, what do you expect?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32975 on: December 21, 2009, 01:02:34 PM »
"Was that DeNihil... or his Evil Twin, DeEtwas?" T-Frank said, and DeNihil/DeEtwas made an evil laugh and smile away from Tyla and T-Frank.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32976 on: December 21, 2009, 01:02:55 PM »
I don't know!

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« Reply #32977 on: December 21, 2009, 01:15:50 PM »
"DeEtwas is a sinister little twerp, this wasn't just a prank, but a plot to turn everyone into T-Rex's!" T-Frank said. "You found out my plans, but it's too late! Now, the entire world's food supply is now infected with the Rex Virus, and soon the people, Anthros and Humans alike, will be my slaves!" DeEtwas said, in his Giant T-Rex from.

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« Reply #32978 on: December 21, 2009, 01:22:28 PM »
*Fires an amoeba dart at him*

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« Reply #32979 on: December 21, 2009, 01:26:05 PM »
The dart bounces off DeEtwas's scales. "What? Did a baby moth just hit my leg?" >:(

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32980 on: December 21, 2009, 01:34:39 PM »
Armour piercing darts?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32981 on: December 21, 2009, 01:43:36 PM »
A voice from the movie trailers comes on and says a few words before our Hero makes his appearance. "In a World, where the fates of billions of lives are in the claws of a Tyrannical Dinosaur, and the man you thought would save the day can no longer operate a firearm, there's only one man left... Ted 'Terror' Vorurteil." :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpK1ORQHLWw&fmt=18

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« Reply #32982 on: December 21, 2009, 01:45:03 PM »
*Throws a dart at Ted* NO.

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« Reply #32983 on: December 21, 2009, 01:54:30 PM »
Ted shoots the dart out of the air with a Beretta M9 pistol. "Do you want Dinosaurs to take over the Earth, or do you want me to spill a little T-Rex blood on this floor?"

"You cannot harm me! I am invincible!" DeEtwas said, breathing a heavy shower of welding sparks at Frank, Tyla, and Ted.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #32984 on: December 21, 2009, 01:58:51 PM »
I dunno, cute little dinos everywhere would be funny... *Dodges sparks*

 

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