The Random Thread

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*stands next to corner*

Chrono tackles White, then takes off the limbs before Ted can use them. "You idiot, you almost gave that fur skinner his limbs back!"

*stands next to corner*

*Sadistic Chrono starts cutting off the fur around her neck, taking unusual care to not cut the skin of her neck, then speeds along to give her the rest of the poodle cut*
"There, all finished!" *sets the remaining hair on fire and walks away with a feeling of accomplishment*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Who says I want to live? *Activates the keygen into the cyborg Ted*

[Niala Ornitier]

*fluffs up next to corner instantly regrowing fur back and feeling twice as fluffeh*

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*Chibi Chrono flies into Niala and crawls around under the fur* "So fwuffeh!"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Struggles with jacket, grabbing at a vial of poison* Soon... I shall have my ending!

[Niala Ornitier]

WHAT...0.0 *giggles at the dragon calling around in fwuffehness* TICKLY

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*defying physics and common sense, Chrono is now surfing on Niala's belly fur, surfboard and all.*

*Ninja Chrono snatches the poison and any other White might have, and devours them* "Damn, it pays to have poison conditioning"

[Niala Ornitier]

  *starts to get scared*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Why must you stop the hands of fate!? GAH! *He pulls out a Colt .45 and frustratingly shoots at the ninja, but hitting everything around him and emptying the clip in seconds* Blast it all! *Slams the gun into the ground and runs out the door*

[Niala Ornitier]

*mingles with ex stick boyfriend* hey how you doing handsome *stack falls down* IM NOT THAT BAD AM I

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*Chibi Chrono rises out of niala's headfur, then immolates (to set on fire ) the stick boyfriend* "You had your chance... stop going after her!"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The doctor trips out the door and falls into a deep puddle* Argh, destiny so misery is mine! I will get back at ye at all cost! *He smacked his paws into the water, muddying his face with the swirling dirt from within it*

[Niala Ornitier]

*agree with chrono* YEA what

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Raider Ted chases and shoots at Subjugator Ted with an AK-47

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Nitro watches the two from afar with a sniper rifle scope* Oh which to kill ehehehe... either way I win