The Random Thread

[Gabag]

Join the Imperial Navy today,
and fly one of these bad boys!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted blows up the TIE Defender. "300,000 Credit pile of junk!"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Jumps on Will Smith's head* He's not flying?

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted commands the missile defense systems to shoot down the Poleepkwa invasion force.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White comes forward to Ted* Now after I betrayed the Poleepkwa people for you, you must give me... the gold horse radish.

[Gabag]

Ted blows up the TIE Defender. "300,000 Credit pile of junk!"

*respawns it while blowing up ted*
1,000,000 credit piece of trash!
*jumps in the TIE Defender and flies off*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*White comes forward to Ted* Now after I betrayed the Poleepkwa people for you, you must give me... the gold horse radish.

Ted just stand there, says nothing back.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Hey they aren't hard to come by, but they were too expensive at Safeway and I didn't feel like driving across town.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I got something else in mind..." Ted pulls a switch and a barrel of hot melted candle wax pours onto White.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Gets stuck after the wax hardens* Uhh... so oh oh! I got it, this wax forms into a bunch of horse radishes. Aww, Ted you're so nice

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted ignores White and gets back to shooting down carriers with the use of Scud missiles fired from North Korea. "I have complete control of Earth's ballistic missile launch stations, this invasion shouldn't take long to turn over..."

[Tyla]

*Steals the White-wax-statue*

[Jad'Thor]

*noms on a lemon*

[White Wolf Guardian]

RAWR! Put me down kitty, I wants my horse radishes!

[Jad'Thor]

*sits on the daily show, still nomming on a lemon*