"Well now people hire me after I complain, bgut I;d rather not because im in a riviting game of poker with Dr Freekill right now and the loser has to splice their DNA"
Dr Freekill's hand has a royal flush
"BLAST!"
*jumps into the splicing chamber and chooses the stuff he wants then gets out, them being mutant wings and chitinous blade stalks from his back*
TED IM COMIN FOR YA!