The Random Thread

[Philly Tanuki]

Ow!  that's sharp! *pulls a bat from behind his back and whacks Tyla across the face*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted shakes his head in annoyance and begins to tear the tent apart. "I've had enough of this." Frank said, walking right up to Ted with a metal pipe and whacking Ted over the skull with it, nearly knocking on the floor. Ted turns to look at Frank, both of them exchanging cold stares for a moment before Ted jumps on Frank and starts biting and scratching him. After about an hour of brutal unarmed combat, the fight ends with both of them battered, bruised, bloodied and asleep peacefully. John and Mike look at each other, shrug and go to sleep on the ground, realising Ted tore their beds to ribbons.

The next day...

"Let's get out of here before Ted wakes up." Frank Keegan said, after Mike was done patching up the bite and scratch wounds that Ted gave Frank.

[Tyla]

*Gets knocked unconcious*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"The Regulators is a five-man Squad now, who wants to replace Ted?" Frank said.

[Gabag]

DYNAMIC ENTRY!
*appears as the replacement for Ted*

[Tyla]

*Puts on a helmet armoured suit as a quadruped* Meow!

[___]

(Is suprised by Gabag's enrty and jumps a bit)

[Tyla]

*Glomps Shado*

[___]

(Is glomped and falls over) Hi. Sup?

[Tyla]

Meow! *Nuzzles*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DYNAMIC ENTRY!
*appears as the replacement for Ted*

*Puts on a helmet armoured suit as a quadruped* Meow!

"Alright, we need a specialist in heavy weapons, demolitions, area denial, grenadier, terrorism, ... criminal war... death wroughting?" Frank said.

[Tyla]

I can do area denial! I have a masters in physics!

[Dog Donovan]

*steps into the world as the universe implodes four hundred times from visual proof that I exist*   Look, I'm alive.

[Tyla]

*Pokes the dog*

[Gabag]

*steps into the world as the universe implodes four hundred times from visual proof that I exist*   Look, I'm alive.

OMG ITS A SPY!

also I can do heavy weapons greenadiering comedy explosions flying aircraft piloting a seires of vehicles and cloning myself.
is that good enough?