The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted raises his fists. "Does someone want to be half-dead?"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White noms on Ted's fists and then scampers off to spread his curse elsewhere avoiding bahumut because he wants it* xD

[Buddy]

*pounces white and forces his mouth open and makes him bite him* gotcha!! now i has the power!!!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted shoots at White and Bahumut with a Missile Launcher, changing very little after the bite.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White smacks Bahumut with his tail* You could ask Denihil or maybe even Ted *now* for some curse if you wish xD, they need werewolf students and it's only a matter of time before it takes effect oh would that be the full moon *cackles as it comes through the clouds*

[Buddy]

Ted shoots at White and Bahumut with a Missile Launcher, changing very little after the bite.

eats the missile

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted feels himself dying on the inside as the moonlight shines through the clouds, and fires another missile at White. "Die, Monster! You don't belong in this World!"

[Buddy]

eats that one too. "man i just love these spicy things! got anymore?"

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White smirks and moves quickly to the side and the missile hits bahumut instead* Feel the power Ted

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted opens his hand, showing a suicide pill. "I'll never join you!"

[Buddy]

*White smirks and moves quickly to the side and the missile hits bahumut instead* Feel the power Ted

*i ate that missile*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White swipes the suicide pill and eats it* Let me show you what this is going to do xD *Nothing happens but a few coughs and some terrible gas, causing the grass to turn brown* Oops.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"That would have killed a man in seconds!" Ted said, drawing back into a shadow covering him from the moonlight.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Yea I know... and man that smells bad, even I can't stand it *back away from fumes*

*Sighs and bites bahumut* THERE! You've got the virus.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted draws a revolver and points it at his head, seeing that the shadow around him is shrinking and the moonlight comes closer to him. "Goodbye, Mankind... I was your champion." :'(