The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

All the Raiders wear the advanced Raider armors from The Pitt, and Ted unknowingly gains the loyalty of a nearby Enclave Deathclaw that comes in from the back of the Legion troops.

[Buddy]

appears inside the ever green mills, still a fish, inside a fishbowl. gapes at ted with his fishy face

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted kicks the fishbowl over, making Bahumut fall into a radioactive puddle of water on the ground.

[Buddy]

"well, thats messed up. ohp, wait a minute, im feeling all tingly. "

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted ignores the fish and continues firing on the guards, who are attempting to unlawfully arrest him.

[Buddy]

bahumut mutates into a giant sushi roll, with kung fu grip!! he slaps ted, then goes outside, slapping every body on the way out.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

bahumut mutates into a giant sushi roll, with kung fu grip!! he slaps ted, then goes outside, slapping every body on the way out.

Ted loses 1 out of his 600 hitpoints

[Buddy]

the sushi makes it out side and is eaten by sea gulls. *GAME OVER* please insert one coin to continue.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White comes back with his cheapskate pistol and then randomly fires it in the air* Man this thing sucks, it has such horrible accuracy and it does such an odd number of damage at 599 hit points

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*White comes back with his cheapskate pistol and then randomly fires it in the air* Man this thing sucks, it has such horrible accuracy and it does such an odd number of damage at 599 hit points

But, with Teds 85% damage resistance due to his modded armor and constant slamming of Med-X, the stray bullet only does about 90 damage.

[Buddy]

puts in a few credits and is revived. "hey yall, i li-" is hit by whites gun and loses a life.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Oops! Sorry bahumut... and Denihil if I wanted to kill you I would use my 10,000 DMG Knife

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

That would cut down to... 8,500 damage with 85% DR.

No, it would be 1,500.

[Buddy]

regenerates again. and is promptly eaten by land sharks

[White Wolf Guardian]

Well... you'd be dead xD