The Random Thread

[Tyla]

I have a great great grandfather... and he's a kitten?!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ruprecht Faust picks up their tank and throws it on top of Gabag, making the tank guys walk the rest of the Campaign.

[Tyla]

*Blinks* Power!

[Gabag]

Ruprecht Faust picks up their tank and throws it on top of Gabag, making the tank guys walk the rest of the Campaign.

*catches tank and puts the soldiers back in it*
stop being hateful Rupe, besides I found your one weakness!
*cuts of Rupe's right ring finger*
YOUR FINGER!
WITHOUT THE ONE RING YOUR POWERLESS!

[Tyla]

*Eats the ring and the finger*

[Moonraiser]

hey ruprecht your name sucks!*runs away*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ruprecht shrugs at the missing finger and, with one punch, pounds Gabag into the ground like a nail and has the rest of the tanks drive over Gabag's exposed face.

[Gabag]

*climbs out brushing himself off*
that did not hurt
*slaps ruprechet so hard he pounds him in the ground and watches the MEGA TANKS OF OWNAGE drive over his exposed face*

[Moonraiser]

*hangs out with tyla*

[Gabag]

*takes out the unbearably cool ISAAC HAMMA!*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"And that didn't hurt because I don't feel!" Ruprecht digs himself out of the ground and steals the Isaac Hammer away from Gabag and throws it a few kilometers away.

[JellyMuffins]

*jumps onto Ruprecht's back and hugs him*

[Gabag]

"And that didn't hurt because I don't feel!" Ruprecht digs himself out of the ground and steals the Isaac Hammer away from Gabag and throws it a few kilometers away.

*the ISAAC HAMMA returns*
With this hammer of Isaac Newton I BANISH YOU RUPE!
*bashes rupe so hard he continuously falls through the earth, over and over again*

[Philly Tanuki]

Oh Gabag, have mercy on his soul!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Great, Gabag, you just killed Jelly with Ruprecht on his back. :'(