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ST-84 Sahelanthropus · « **Reply #29100 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:13:25 AM »

Ted grabs both Jelly and Moon and throws them at the ground, making two craters next to him.

JellyMuffins · « **Reply #29101 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:14:06 AM »

*gets up, giggling and huggles Ted some more* Look, Moon got your muzzle off

Golge · « **Reply #29102 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:19:44 AM »

alas, the poor yellow brick road, being the road most travelled has finally decided to pack up and find someplace where it can receive meaningful employment, while all this is happening the jabberwock is enaging in mortal kombat with a boy who wields a vorpal blade, and the door to door salesman is trying to sell them something they don't need while the cops free the criminals and the eggs lay birds.

ST-84 Sahelanthropus · « **Reply #29103 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:21:13 AM »

Ted throws Jelly at Golge.

JellyMuffins · « **Reply #29104 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:22:00 AM »

*bounces off Golge and goes to bake a cake - he comes back later and offers the cake to Ted*

ST-84 Sahelanthropus · « **Reply #29105 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:24:08 AM »

Ted knocks the cake onto the floor.

JellyMuffins · « **Reply #29106 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:26:12 AM »

*giggles and offers the backup cake*

ST-84 Sahelanthropus · « **Reply #29107 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:28:22 AM »

A Slaver is just about to put a Slave Collar on Jelly, but Ted blows the Slaver's head off with one shot of a .44 Magnum.

JellyMuffins · « **Reply #29108 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:30:18 AM »

*looks surprised at the corpse of the slaver then turns and smiles warmly at Ted - it seemed he had feelings of some kind after all*

ST-84 Sahelanthropus · « **Reply #29109 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:34:20 AM »

"I thought I had abolished slavery..." Ted mumbles to himself.

JellyMuffins · « **Reply #29110 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:35:26 AM »

*twirls the slave collar on one of his fingers* "Guess not..."

Golge · « **Reply #29111 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:36:42 AM »

meanwhile, golge is sitting at a train station waiting for the next train to the supermarket, little does he know that that train won't show up for 45 minutes when he needs to get there yesterday, but the train that takes you back in time won't be built till the day after yesterday 45 minutes later