The Random Thread

[Tyla]

*Hugs Gabag*

[Gabag]

"Nice job shooting a cardboard cutout, MY TURN!"
*takes out the companion cube*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank continues to fire the BFG 9000 at Gabag, as Ted Vorurteil drops the companion cube down into the incinerator.

[Tyla]

*Glomps the cube* MINE!

[Gabag]

"Frank should be dead considering I bashed him with a PERMASTEEL rifle and then lit him on fire with my skin"
*Gets a super dense permasteel bat and hits Frank in the face*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Frank Keegan, the Exalted Soldier of Fortune, the Man who cannot be Destroyed, will not have this!" Frank Keegan said, and shot Gabag 10 times with the BFG 9000

[Gabag]

thats just a title
*destroys frank done said and done*
I win
*closes the game and walks away*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

But then, as Gabag takes the money and runs, Frank Keegan took the Double or Nothing Challenge and won.

[Gabag]

But Frank then got destroyed by a rigged machine designed to kill rigged characters who are said to never die but look whos dead now.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Isaac Verhasst resurrects Frank Keegan

[Gabag]

Isaac is victim to the same thing, and dont even say he rezzed himself because if hes dead he shouldnt be able to and if he's wiped from the face of the universe theres no way he can save himself, then Frank dies a horrible death to the same machine, who is named Bob.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

And Ted Vorurteil destroys the machine for good, saying "Lebensunwertes Leben" then both Isaac Verhasst and Frank Keegan get resurrected by Kronen Allwissend and Virgil Isorus.

[Gabag]

But then Bob rezzes himself then destroys the world because everyone has a rigged character the end!

*won the game*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

But... DeNihil never loses, so Gabag lost by default.

[Gabag]

then Bob leaped out of the game and ate Denihil, so Gabag still wins, because Denihil is rigging himself