The Random Thread

[JellyMuffins]

*pokes DeNihil's nose and runs*

[Lumi]

*appears on Jellys head* Yo 

[JellyMuffins]

"hello thar Grimseh" the bunny says as he runs away from DeNihil, with 30seconds before he reacts

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*4 minutes later*

"Ow, my nose! I'll get you!" DeNihil follows the same path that Jelly had already ran, as if chasing right behind him.

[JellyMuffins]

*waves at DeNihil from the distance*

[Gabag]

and Jelly muffins keeps cheating at life
*uses the lasso of persuasion to reel Jelly in*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeNihil preforms an assortment of professional Wrestling moves on Jelly as he 'caught up' to his severely delayed target, such as hitting the air with a folding seat.

[JellyMuffins]

and Jelly muffins keeps cheating at life
*uses the lasso of persuasion to reel Jelly in*

wait... why am I cheating??

**struggles against the rops and is slammed into the floor* "Bunneh is dizzeh..."

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank Keegan cuts the Lasso of Persuasion.

Post Merge: October 15, 2009, 10:55:58 PMAnd smacks Gabag in the face with the butt of an M1 Garand rifle.

[JellyMuffins]

*laughs at Gabag's misfortune*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

[And now, Gabag cannot  say that it didn't hurt, or didn't break his mask because all the Regulators' weapons are made out of Permasteel.]

The people celebrate Frank's most recent Conquered Land; Gabag's Face.

[JellyMuffins]

*wonders how they're going to have a parade on Gabag's face...*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

The people take a virtual tour of Gabag's Face, and visit Garand's Canyon, the very place where Frank Keegan made his first and final attack on Gabag.

[Gabag]

"Little do the people parading on my face know, I'm on fire"
Lights self on fire, then lights them on fire after his mask seals itself up, cackling at how they roast and scream under there.
"MY FACE WAS RETAKEN BY GABAG!"
*Punches Frank in the gut then takes his gun and bashes his face with it*
"And now i conquered yours!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Frank Keegan, the Exalted Soldier of Fortune, the Man who cannot be Destroyed, will not have this!" Frank Keegan said, and shot Gabag 10 times with the BFG 9000