The Random Thread

[Moonraiser]

*chases tail*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeAthclaw pokes Ted on the shoulder and points at Jelly. Ted turns around, about to pimp slap whoever poked him, when he saw Jelly sitting on top of DeAthclaw. "What do you think you're doing!?" Ted said to Jelly.

[JellyMuffins]

"Having fun!" Jelly giggles and holds onto DeDeathclaw's horns

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted says nothing and starts walking to the front gate of Megaton and DeAthclaw, with Jelly, followed. Deputy Weld was on the ground in pieces and an Albino Radscorpion was attacking Lucky Harith's Caravan when they left Megaton.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Unleashes pet yao guai bears* Have fun guys

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted fires off a full tank of flamer fuel on the Radscorpions with a Heavy Incinerator, while causing minor harm to Harith's caravan and White's pets.

[JellyMuffins]

*giggles and tosses grenades at the yao guai*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White grabs two switchblades and bears down upon the radscorpions*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Lucky Harith hides behind a rock, holding a combat shotgun. He jumps out from behind the rock "Found you!" and shoots the Radscorpion's tail off. "Whew. Glad that's over."

[Squirm]

Squirm promptly removes his [Grasscutter] and proceeds to prowl about the room in a fashion not dissimilar from that of Brad Garrett were he trying to hold a pen between his buttcheeks.

Upon realization that few were intimidated by his virtual weaponry, squirm transforms into a Psychlo from "Battlefield Earth". The resulting terror it instilled in those with weak constitutions was enough to fill the room with vomit, causing squirm (in psychlo form mind you) to fashion a life raft from unsold "Joe Dirt" dvds and Sarah Jessica Parker's face wart.

"Blast, a storm!", Squirm thought, as a storm stormed its way towards a turbulent (perhaps stormy) sea of vomit. The storm tore the raft asunder....

*dawn breaks*

Squirm awoke on a small island off the coast of Summerset Isle. Alone, stranded, and with no source of entertainment aside from a functional playstation and a copy of "Jersey Devil", Squirm promptly stangled himself with a rope carved from rolling to the bottom of a gully, he was raised by various rodents

[JellyMuffins]

*blinks in confusion then reaches into his pack for some cake. While he's there, he takes out some raw meat and offers it to DeDeathclaw*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"You know, I hate the fact that Deathclaws are surpassed by Albino Radscorpions... it's just wrong." DeAthclaw said, taking the meat and chomping it down. "Bloody Mess." Ted said, making the last attack on the Albino Radscorpion with Plunkette's Valid Points, blowing it to thousands of pieces with one punch.

[JellyMuffins]

*shields his face from the flying gore*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White pulls out the terrible shotgun* *chik-chik, a shell falls to the ground* Who are you guys? *Looks at Jay and Denihil*

[JellyMuffins]

*waves from the top of DeDeathclaw's head* "Hey, I'm JellyMuffins!"